SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BasemathOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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RileyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I find it a challenge to pick just one personality type for myself...I'm an adventurous, athletic, animal lover that has a professional job and a few tattoos. A bit more about me: I like loading up the car and heading out for road trips, for the day or for the weekend. I try to get outside and play, no matter what the season.My down time includes running, hiking, biking, taking photos, and hanging out with my dog. I have an especially soft spot for pitbull mixes and rescue dogs in general. I love being on and near water and I think flip flops all year round would be wonderful. I'm pretty sarcastic and like to make people laugh. Someone that makes me laugh in return is a must. I make an effort to keep in shape and I take care of myself. I look for the same effort from the guy I am with.Lastly, I'd love to find that crazy feeling that you get when you know you've met someone that you click with...someone you are excited to see over and over. Message me if you are active, outgoing, like to get outside and enjoy the lighter side of life! How about grabbing a coffee and heading out for a walk with the dog(s)? Or maybe a beer on a patio?
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CaritaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I love the outdoors and am open to try new things. I love to travel and go to the movies. I am not interested in games...if that is your plan, im not the one for you! I have feelings, am a human being, and treat people how I would like to be treated. I am family oriented, love the Broncos, love different types of music, and can cook pretty decent food! I have a funny out going personality and connect well with all different types of people. I have been told that I am fun to hang out with, have a great smile, and a contagious laugh! I love to cuddle and watch movies, as well as hit the road for a road trip. ;)) I have a good job that I am happy to go to. I am not in a hurry for a relationship. I would like to take some time, build a good one. Enjoy one another taking time to get to know one another. I have no interest in liars, I mean seriously....if you cant be on here and tell the truth...shame on you. Everyone has some baggage or things from there past, but we all carry on, learn from our mistakes. If you cant be you and completely honest about things, how can you build a relationship...how can anyone? I know what things I find attractive in a man, and have learned a lot about my own needs and desires. I am looking forward to what the future holds for me, and feel good about eventually meeting the man of my dreams, and sharing a wonderful life together. Have a wonderful day, ;)smile, and take in the beauty around you! ;) P.S. A secure proud man is a wonderful thing...Arrogant...not so much! The first date can be awesome doing many diff. things. Dinner and a movie. A walk and chat. Festivals or events are always fun to meet and chat. Bowling would be fun, all though I am not super great at it......I do like it a lot.