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BasemathOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Every Dude Thinks This and I LOL when I read it!Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. . . .Period!! Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!! If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
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GenieOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Happy, single girl, independent and self sufficient, looking for similar in a partner. I'd like someone who like sports and movies. Someone who loves to laugh and travel. I would like someone who is happy to go out for a drink or dinner, but is just as happy staying in and letting me cook and watch a movie. I have a very sharp wit, which has known to make people laugh, but can sometimes be a negative thing for those who are more sensative. I never mean harm, as I am a compasionate person. I love satire, sarcasm and comedy.I love going to professional sporting events, especially a baseball game in the summer! My favorite hobbies of late have been taking some cooking classes and going to Zumba. I have some amazing friends and love getting together with them for fun.I love to cook, it relaxes me, I like to wind down at night with a good crime drama. I love a good glass of red wine. I love Zumba and watching sports, I love to travel, I love comedy and to laugh, especially wit and sarcasm. I also love to read. I love all kinds of music, classics to current, but please don't show me your entire playlist, just play what you like and I'll let you know what I think. I guess this is where I put the stuff that will limit my matches :)I joined meetville looking for a nice guy, with the potential for more than friendship. I have never ventured into online dating, but it is the 21st century, and since I am not finding any potential outside of the internet, I figured why not. If you would like our first date to be dinner and drinks and back to your place, you can skip me. If that's all I wanted I wouldn't have to sign up for it online. That's too easy, and if you are here for that, cause you can't find it offline, then send me an *** will give you some pointers. As for what I would like out of a first date, I think coffee or drinks are a good start. It's a good ice breaker and gives each other an idea of what a person is like behind just their picture and bio. Moving on I like dinner dates (both out and cooked at home) and sporting events, parties and movies on the couch.
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NyreeOnline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Fun , energetic, but little neurotic person , looking for same.