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About Me

Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Austin

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I want to enjoy this life and have no regrets at the end of the day. I can be shy but I can also speak my mind. I am almost always open to trying and doing new things whether it's a new adventure, food etc. I love animals, the beach and rock music. Would rarely give up a chance to go see a concert and have been to many. I have a few tattoos, want more and love a guy with NICE tattoos as well. And no you don't have to have a tattoo. After being on this site for a few months I have found it necessary to make the following statement: If it is your intent to ask for nude photos, talk dirty, you're looking solely for sex etc then move the *** on...I have heard there are plenty of bimbos on here to take you up on your offer. I'm not one of them....Oh and one final note so as not to waste your time or mine, if you are a progressive liberal and/or voted for Obama and don't regret it, I can assure you that we will not get along

  • Carey

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I have been separated for almost a year. I have two children who are my world. I work a lot and spend most of my free time with them but I am looking for someone to talk to and go out and have fun with, I am an open minded laid back sarcastic person if that makes any sense. I like to laugh and I like people who make me laugh. I love go to movies and I love to cook when I have the time which isn't very often. I'm not really into the bar scene anymore I would much rather have drinks over dinner or at home. I'm a rocker. I LOVE hard rock and 80's hair bands. I don't like country but I can deal with it if I have to haha. I love dark beer especially Guinness and I love to have scorpion bowls with the girls after work sometimes.

  • Ivvah

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am the girl wearing clicky high heels and pencil skirts to work, but if you want to talk college football (especially if discussing the Big***or go to a hockey game, I am totally in. It would be great to meet someone to run with. I am fairly adventuresome and can be up for anything with the right convincing.......you only live once so why not try a flaming hula hoop? I have a pretty awesome career that I love, but it is only part of who I am. My pumpkin cheesecake will make you swoon.; I am looking for a man that is intelligent, self-confident, and has a good heart. Someone that can keep up with me and challenge me, without being intimidated by me. I really am allergic to mushrooms and mean people. My favorite dates are ones where we do something active.........a jog, batting cages, driving range, dog park. But grabbing a cup of coffee or an after work drink works too.

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