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Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Margit

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am a 40 yr. old single mother of a beautiful 6 yr. old daughter. I work full time and spend every minute I can with her. I work hard and enjoy being independent so please don't bother messaging me if you're looking for anything less than the one. I was born and raised up North, so I have a tendency to be direct and not play games. I enjoy going out to see live music/bands, nice dinners and travelling. I really hate this part so if there is anything at all that you want to know about me, please feel free to ask.

  • Martin

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    Ok.. UPDATE!!!!!I am not here for a hook up or a pen pal or text buddy so if that is what you want, move on. If you do not have RECENT pic (or no pic) on your profile, move on. If you intend to push me for more pics or even entertain the thought that I will send you any sexy pics, move on, it will not happen. If you think I'm going to 'give it up' on the first date, get the hell outta here and don't even waste my time. If you can't go more than 2 days without drinking, I'm not the one you want, you need AA..Now.. with that being said....I love to laugh and can be a little witty and sarcastic. I am blunt and honest. I have these random spurts of being hyper and all around silly. I am a confident person who's kind, smart, trustworthy, supportive, loving, outgoing, down to earth, and respectful. I want someone who opens the door for me, is the first to call, and isn't afraid to show their feelings. My friends would say I'm easy to get along with, quirky, honest and fun. I'm looking for my best friend and someone who can put a smile on my face :) I've raised 2 of the greatest kids ever! I am an empty- I am an animal lover and have rescued many and placed them in forever homes. I have 2 of the coolest cats you'll ever meet. I do love dogs and would love to eventually have a pitbull (or mix) but I work ALLOT and it would not be fair to the little guy to be home alone all the time. Speaking of work, I love to travel so my job is perfect for that. I do not travel FOR work but I am able to go wherever for an awesome discount! Sooo.. my bucket list is pretty long and I'm looking for someone to help me check some places off! I work for a major airline (no, not a flight attendant) and do everything short of fueling and flying. I work mostly outside so no poking fun at the 'tan lines' ha! I'm looking for someone to spend my down time with who will treat me like a lady should be treated, tell me about his day, ask me about mine, maybe hold my hand while we watch tv and not *** while we're in the same room... I don't mind ink, I have a few tattoos myself ;) I love live music but haven't been out in a long time. I like dining out but I'm just as happy staying in and cooking. I'm an amateur photographer, I like to go for walks in the woods behind my apartment and photograph whatever wildlife I can find. I'm a closet karaoke junkie and I'm just starting to learn how to play guitar. Sorry I don't have many pictures of myself to put on here, I'm usually the one behind the camera. Somewhere we can talk and get to know each other better, maybe listen to some live music over a couple of drinks.

  • Mã„Dchen

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I am single and looking for friendship first. I love music, movies, etc. I am fun and funny too.. I have 3 young men that are almost grown. Lets have some fun!!! (No nasties either)

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