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AgasOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Life lessons:1. If your just looking for a "pet wussy" please move on...2. I prefer to date men taller than me (a man should lean down to kiss a woman, not the other way around)3. If you are close to the age of my parents or my boys, probably no interest there! 4. No criminals allowed!5. Teeth are a must! All of them preferred. A great smile goes a long way. 6. Bat sh*t crazy is...well, I think the phrase is funny!!7. God gave us 2 ears and 1 mouth for a reason!8. I drive a Pinto...Beamer9.10. Only laugh at someone falling after you know he/she is not seriously hurt!! When you are done laughing, help em up ;)11. I once read that girls don't fart, we whisper in our panties! Made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs!!12. Alcohol is for social functions. Needing it to function daily should make you think twice about your life! Same goes for prescription drugs! 13. Being a nurse keeps life exciting! Oh the stories...14. No smokers. Not that I have, but that's what I imagine it would be like!15. Taking a half naked mirror pic and actually posting it? Women just don't like sharing some things, and your half naked body is one of them. Have some class and leave something for the imagination! 16. Be a gentleman. Period. Enough said! I've been divorced for 6 years now. I have 2 wonderful boys that make it easy. My boys keep me active, but that's why we have children, right? To keep us young and tired all the time ;)I've been a nurse for many years now, which has made me appreciate life and be thankful for the things I am blessed to have. With this said, my career has brought many laughs also. Adults do stupid things when under the influence!Country music and dancing...what more is there to say??;)Well, I hope you enjoyed a good hearty laugh. The world could use more laughter! Now, if you're bat sh*t crazy, please don't hesitate to let me know because that's why we are on here right? Sanity has left the building ;)All kidding aside, just be nice, intelligent, employed, groomed, and well adjusted to life. KISS it...
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BredaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Ok, so here's the part where I ramble endlessly about who I am, what I'm looking for, why I'm a great catch, and basically make you read til your eyes bleed right?So maybe not, but I will give you a little glimse.....;live, laugh, love"...... Ok, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!!!I prefer sun and sand to cold and snow. I don't ski or board or skate or partake in any other winter activity. The closest I come to enjoying winter is watching the snow fall sitting by the fire with a glass of wine.Whiskey or wine, rarely beer.I prefer books to T.V. I have a great career. I work full time and part time, yep two jobs, not out of need, but because I actually love what I do. I'm not defined by what I do for a living, but it certainly speaks to who I am.While the T.V. is rarely on, there is almost always music playing. I enjoy just about all types of music, there is always something that suits my mood.My Dad never really knew what to do with a girl, so I can change a tire or the oil in my car, and even use power tools.My Dad taught me the value of doing things for myself, my Mom taught me the value of why do for yourself what you can pay someone else to do. Hate it actually. I'm a need it get it kinda gal. Retail therapy does nothing for me. Though I do enjoy wandering home improvement stores.I am probably one of the few women who hasn't read the 50 shades of Grey trilogy and don't intent to.I'm not actually a big fan of cuddling, though will succomb to it, IF I want to steal body heat.I'm rarely the most beautiful woman in a room, but am often the most memorable.The moments just before dawn are my favorite part of the day.I'm single by choice, not circumstance.Dating is where I have chosen to start. If a relationship evolves from that, great. But know that I have no desperate need to be in one.I've been accused of being "too picky" here on this site, and that I should lower my standards. My response? Damn straight I'm picky and hells NO I won't lower my standards....... nor do I want to spend my time with anyone who's not picky or have high standards.Having said that, I couldn't care less what you do for a living, or what kind of car you drive. Your net worth or material possessions aren't going to impress me. I want substance.Children may be the collective OUR future, but the are not mine. I understand this one is a deal breaker. You either want them or not. I stand firm in my decision and wont be making any compromises here. If you're married, open or not, living with someone, or otherwise committed (however loosely) we wont be a match. I'm an only child and I never learned how to share.If you're floating around this pond hoping to 'free willy' live on cam, swim on by, I'm not interested. If I want to see it, believe me it will be up close and personal.....and way more fun.I have a hard time understanding the number of people here who have gotten their date of birth wrong. Really??? What is up with that?I should warn you, if your thinking about contacting me, know that I have a ***character minimum set for first contact. Sorry, I just got really tired of the "hey babe", "' 'sup sugar" *** get that its not always easy to get creative, but a little effort goes a long way. How about getting through the first meet, then figure out the date!
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FloraOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I\-spoken, but can be hard and determined if comes to handling business. I won’t date anyone who has been unfaithful in the past. I need someone loving, dedicated and supportive.