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DenisaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Newly separated mother of three children looking to see what is out there. I enjoy watching sports, fun times at the bar with friends, concerts, soccer games with the kids, relaxing at home with a bottle of wine and a movie. I am a Huge Ravens fan!!! I enjoy going to Ravens and Orioles games and love UFC fights. As you can tell I'm not your typical girl. Im true hearted and say what I mean. I have a caring nature mixed with an awesome sense of humor. I believe we never truly grow up we only learn how to act in public.With that being said I'm not on here to have smoke blown up my Ass or try and figure out what game your playing. I'm also not interested in Married men, swingers, and young boys who have a fantasy of being with an older women. If I was I would have my own website with a membership fee :). Lol. And If you don't have a picture please don't bother. There is something creepy about talking to a grey figure. OK Now I think I'm ready to go fishing!!!
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AngelesOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
“I've kissed entirely too many " frogs" - It may seem old fashioned, but I do believe that EVERY woman ultimately wants that fairy tale. He rescues you, takes you in his arms & kisses you with more passion than you've ever been kissed thereby sweeping you off your feet... making you weak in the knees as you fall head over heels for him. Ok... so William and Harry are spoken for. I can live with that...I'm not particularly attracted to either of them anyway! But I'm not quite ready to relinquish MY fairy tale. I still want that courageous stranger to "rescue" me and make me feel safe, protected and loved.....Until the fantasy becomes a reality....MY IMAGINARY BOYFRIENDI once placed an order with an online store For a best friend, a partner, a lover and more. Haha! They exclaimed, thats a mighty bold wishWe dont have that here on Plenty of Fish!I checked in the bargain bins, but he wasnt thereIve looked up and looked down & checked everywhereI checked on the sale rack in the back of the storeWhen i realized this man was likely worth so much moreHes a one of a kind and a very rare find Who says all the right words at all the right timesHes selfless, and honest and faithful and trueHes courageous and brave and a warrior too!Hes a hopeless roMANtic not girly or gayHes sweet and hes kind in the manliest wayHes a big billy badass... knows nothing of fearAnd can make me feel safe whenever hes nearHis eyes are sincere and his touch makes me weakAnd I melt when he smiles cuz its just so darned sweetHes intelligent, funny and sexy as hellHe may not exist....only time will tell!There's just somethin about him thats so friggin greatHe makes me want more than just one or two dates!His kiss makes me breathless and weak in the kneesAnd he stays on my mind even after he leavesChildren adore him & the ladies do tooBut hed never stray, thats not in him to doHe wont take advantage of kindness or useAnd his pretty big foot means hes got a huge...shoeHes hadsome but modest, hell he da bombAnd the best part of all? He doesnt live with his mom!!Ive met a few winners and a few losers tooSo maybe my heart is a bit black and blueBut maybe, just maybe for him...I would changeIf he is patient and doesnt play games!IF he exists....IF hes actually REALHe could drop me a line & show me the dealIf he is out there & unlike the restHe can deal with my worst...so Ill give him my best!...climb up to the tower, throw me over your shoulder and whisk me away to happily ever after? OR...maybe we just go for a drink and see what happens??
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MayOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I'm an extreme hopscotch athlete. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. Four years ago I became a Colonel. I woo my man with my sensuous and goddess-like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I am a self taught balloon twisting artist.--heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. Children trust me.Please don't message me with one simple 'hi' or 'hey' or 'what's up'. I've taken the time to write a lot of things here- I deserve to know that you read through it. I will not respond to the small/short messages. ;) And perhaps to save you a little bit of time... I am not interested in dating black men.If you read all of that and are still smiling then you must know that I'm a smart ass and just trying to figure out what to say to catch your attention. I am seeking a long term relationship with someone who can make me smile, someone who is optimistic and is ready to move forward in a relationship. I have a son and I have cats, if you are opposed to either then you should move along. I come from a pretty large family and I like planning events to socialize with former classmates. If you aren't social then we probably wouldn't get along well. I don't go out with friends a lot, but when I do, I'd like to bring a date. The kind of guys I am generally attracted to are probably described as big or heavy, it's just who I am attracted to. If you think we would get along then send me a message and tell me which of the above things you believe are true about me. Let's see... a first date. I assume after the awkward introductions and the forced smiles eventually we'd calm down enough to have a bite to eat. Perhaps some light conversation talking about our families and what an interesting/horrible week it was at work. If it's nice enough outside maybe go to the park and walk around, grab an ice cream and eat it on a blanket while watching the ducks in the pond. Any kind of casual date would be great. I like comedy clubs, karaoke, having some drinks. I'm really up for just about anything.