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PresleyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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Carrie30DupuviOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-36
Hi! My name is Carrie30Dupuvi. I am separated spiritual but not religious native american woman with kids from Portage, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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VanesaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Caring, sweet and sassy here!Love to laugh and have a good time. Making the best out of any situation is how I live my life, it is rare for me to be in a bad mood.I'm a true Mainah, love a good pair of jeans and know how to get down and dirty. Cute casual. I can shoot a gun, bait my own hook and shovel with the best of them. With that said I also enjoy a night of looking my best out on the town. Very fortunate to have a unique, caring, fun group of friends around me, who mean the world to me.My best friend is gay. It is sad in this day in age that I need to say this, but with some close minded people this could be a problem and not worth either of our time.A relationship should be ***in my book. Give and take equally. I can take care of myself, but I would like to find a caring partner who is affectionate, loyal, honest, easy to look at, social, young at heart and knows how to treat a women. I want someone to kick back and enjoy a good laugh with. Bonus if you like sports or have a motorcycle :)I'm not shy, if you want to know more just ask.Good luck in your search I think a sports game, a concert, the zoo, bowling or a park would be great. Something we could both partake in but still hang out and get to know each other. Or a cup of coffee or dinner works too.But really I'm up for just about anything.