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PresleyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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EmilyOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I am a 40 year old widow who tries to enjoy life to the fullest. Ilove to do just about anything if it is outside. Ihave been known to be hard headed and stubborn, however I do know whento back down and let things go.I have two kids who are my biggest pain in the bum as well as the joyof my life. My son is 21 and though he has his own place tends to beat mine more often than not. My daughter is 17 and will be startingher last yr of high school this year.I sometimes think that my standards may be a little to high, but cannot seem to bend them. I expect the guy I am with to treat me as wellas I will treat him. I will not tolerate infidelity in any shape orform. The first sign of it gets my foot in your bum, and your bum outmy door and life! I want someone that is good with there hands andknows how to fix things. I do not want to be the one pulling out thetools to do it myself. Yes, guys I can use most tools right alongbeside you and not scared to get my hands dirty or break a nail. Onthe other foot I clean up nice and love to put on my heels(have a verynice collection of them- is kinda my bad habit) for a night out on thetown or a little romance at home. I expect to be pampered and spoiledbut will return the favor! I also expect a man to WORK, you know thatthing you do where you go somewhere everyday and come home with apaycheck every week. That does not mean that I will be sitting at homeon my bum( unless of course it is one of my three weeks of vacationtime). I am not a big drinker so it is important to me that the personnot make that an every day thing. I am not a skank and will not be treated like one. If all you want to do is talk about sex and my boobs, keep moving cause I am not the one. You want more pictures of me ask, but I will not send naked ones or even ones that are questionable.My interest include but are not limited to, horse back riding, Jetskiing, boating, camping, fishing, RIDING ON THE BACK OF A MOTORCYCLE( that one ranks pretty far up there)working outside in my yard. Mynewest is scuba diving. I am working on my certification right now andwould like someone who is at least willing to try it. I also love to travel whether it is a over night trip or a week at a resort. I am game for just about anything. Not into the bar scene. You go to bars for two reasons... To get laid and to get drunk. I have more respect for myself than that!
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DennaOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I am a very hard working devoted mother. My children always are first in my life.. if you wanna know more just ask. I am looking for a man who is caring, compassionate and when the time comes can be dedicated to 1 women. No time for games or drama. Really depends on the person.