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PresleyOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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KarrenOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Hello. I am TIRED of liars,cheaters and game players. I'm looking for someone to add to my happiness in life not to drag me down. I am who I am and I have worked very hard to get where I am. I have two amazing kids that bring me a lot of love and joy. I would love to find someone to share our love and have some fun in life. I work hard and love to play harder. Spending time with my kids, family, friends and someone I care about is the most rewarding things in life. Taking pictures of everyone is one of my favorite things to do. I love having pictures to capture the moment and to look back on later. Going out to do things is fun but I also don't mind staying home either. Day trips or longer vacations are enjoyed by the kids and I. The little things in life are very rewarding for our family. You have to love kids if you interested in me ;) You have to have motivation and desire in life. You cant be lazy all the time. You must have a job, no criminal records please, a vehicle, dont live at your parents, love kids, and know how to have fun. Sorry those are some requirements. I smile often and laugh a lot so if you are game....contact me. Optional
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RhodaOnline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I am looking to meet some great people to share life's adventure with. I am very much a "what you see is what you get" girl. I love to laugh, tease and make people feel good about themselves. I've made a journey of learning to love myself and nothing beats the feeling of believing that you are truly an amazing person and loving yourself completely. Not that I don't have flaws, because I do. I choose to embrace positivity and emphasize my strengths while growing from my weaknesses. I am very active, and being healthy is my priority. I do CrossFit ***days a week and I hike, cycle or (attempt) to run other days. I live a mostly paleo lifestyle, while splurging enough to not over do it. I want someone who will enjoy being active with me, but most importantly someone who makes it a priority in his life as well. I am a very low maintenance woman. I don't wear make-up or fix my hair to go to workout, that just makes me laugh. I am attractive and love to dress up and go out on occasion, but on a daily basis I'm showered and out the door in 15 min. I do swear quite a bit, I'm sarcastic and outspoken, but can be every bit a lady when necessary. I just have to put this out there. Please be honest in your representation of yourself. Don't post old pictures of when you were fit and sexy if you now have a big beer belly, or pics with hats and sunglasses because you are balding and cross eyed. There is someone out there for everyone; someone who will love and desire you for exactly who you are now. I'm far from perfect or a supermodel, but I paint an accurate picture of myself and so should you. If that offends you, we probably won't hit it off anyway. Something simple and casual.