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Presley
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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Abbye
Online
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Recently added this statement....If you have a beer in your hand as a profile picture don't bother messaging me cuz you're not at the place in your life that I am...no offense just trying to be honest,I wanna find that special love that last forever. I want the fairytale which everyone tells me doesn't exist and that's ok, but it would be nice to find a guy that attemted to make me feel like I was his princess at least a couple times a year :( I do believe there are a rare few that experience "true" happiness together. I want the man to be my best friend and companion that I can trust to the ends of the earth. I wanna wake up every morning with the security of knowing I am loved & that love will not give up and give in at the first signs of troubled waters.Everyone has problems, in this day and time it seems like people are too willing to give up and move on to someone new. We could learn alot from our elders, they are the ones that celebrate 50th wedding anniversaries, help each other when they both need help and sometimes you can even catch a peek of them holding hands. After 50 years together and still holding hands, that is AMAZING! Sometimes I like to get dressed up and look like a lady and sometimes I just wanna put on a ball cap and t- I can play both parts! But I have to admit I'm more comfortable in my jeans.I love a country boy in those cowboy boots and the country music that goes along with it! I am a sweet girl or so I've been told, I am a Christian and I try by best to live my life that way. Honestly is at the top of my list, if I cannot trust the person I'm with, I don't want to be with him.Really don't care what we do on the first date, dinner or movies are usually the popular choices but I'm going to be interested in talking and learning more about the other person to see if we are compatiable and if we aren't at least we've met someone new.
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Crissy
Online
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Ive been on here a while and done with the dating and looking for friends. I want a relationship. If you are not looking for the same thing then there is no reason to waste either of our time. I am a single mom that has wasted to much time being married and is ready for a real man to be in my life. I'm strong minded and have a soft heart. I want someone that is grown and sexxy and that don't have time for games. Dinner, dancing, talking, getting to know each other.