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Abbigail, 37
United States, Michigan, Portage

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About Me

I love all kinds of music and love to see it live, especially when it's just a spontaneous "do you wanna go see Band X?" I love spontaneous plans, but I also love quiet evenings at home, just a movie and a good home cooked meal. I prefer sand and beaches to snow and mountains any day. In fact, I one day hope to move to a beach, I don't care which one, as long as the sand in my butt crack is my biggest problem, I'll be just fine. Another thing you should probably know is that I have a lot of tattoos, so if that's a turn off, I'm sorry. I don't feel it's ” unlady-like” or trashy. They're all art to me and each one has special meaning to only me. I'm not looking for a hook-up or a one-night-stand, so if that's what you're into, keep looking. I'm easy-going, not easy, so please no dirty messages or messages with inuendo. Keep it classy, please, PLEASE! Not interested in your money, your muscles, your cars, boats, etc. And if you're married to, dating or otherwise involved with someone else, I'm not interested either. Thank you. I won't settle for mediocrity. I want someone to be as excited about me as I am of them. Oh, just so there's no false impressions~I'm no skinny mini. I used to be, but doctors put me on meds that made me gain weight and I'm working my way back but in the meantime... I don't like the typical ANYTHING. Typcial first date dinner and movie, gag me. It's so awkward and then you can't talk during the movie and you're just stuck next to this person that you don't know if you like for the next couple of hours. I'd rather go bowling or something like that. You're free to talk, if you get hungry, they've got some great greasy food and most bowling allies are equipped with bars...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Adult Sport
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