SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PresleyOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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MerlynOnline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
I'm a simple girl with simple dreams but if you see me as simple you're wrong. Quality over quantity. Fun, fun-loving, sarcastic sense of humor and love to laugh. I want to be remember for having a smile on my face. Looking for someone who can help me with that ;-)Friends and family top my priority list. I'm loyal to a fault. I surround myself with a select few. I would rather have a small group of quality people in my life than a large group of fake "friends". I call it like I see it. Sometimes that's good. Sometimes it isn't. My kids are my life. That being said I need a life too. Holding to find someone who can understand that. No booty calls. No sexters. No FWB. Looking for someone to date and enjoy nights out with. Some concerts etc. Something that we would both enjoy that would allow the conversation to flow freely and easily so that neither of us would feel put on the spot or awkward. :-). I love live entertainment music, plays , musicals, etc. Also enjoy the lake.
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BridgettOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I am a full time working student studying Kinesiology and Occupational Therapy. My focus has been school these last few years and I have found it difficult to meet people with such a busy schedule. I love to travel!! I am always packed and ready to go! I am on the go a lot and want someone who shares this passion. I am determined, curious, strong and loyal and looking for someone to hang out with. I am interested in friends and see what happens. Oh, I like to golf!! :) I prefer something active to silence the uncomfortable bar interview. :)