SIMILAR PEOPLE
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PresleyOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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KinsleyOffline
Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
Fun, witty, spontaneous. Easy going and fun to be around. I enjoy a night on the town, quiet dinner with a good glass of Cabernet, or a quiet evening at home in front of the tv. Enjoy anything outdoors
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PinkieOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
There is so much to say about me. I have many different interests and hobbies in my life. To me, summer equals baseball. I watch it "like a boy" my friends say, as I know my fair share of rules, regs and stats. I love being on the water, hiking, camping. My opinion is "God made dirt, dirt don't hurt." I also clean up good :) I enjoy going to bars to watch live music and drink a couple of beers. Country and rock are my two favorite genres but I am open to seeing almost anything live. I'm fairly chill, have a quick wit and have been told that I am really smart. Other than that you're going to have to see for yourself how awesome I am :) Hmm... For me, a first date needs to be something casual. Grabbing a beer and playing some pool, bowling, etc. Nothing too over the top as I like to ask questions and converse so we can get to know each other.