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Presley
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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, opinionated, spoiled, selfish, impatient, arrogant, demanding, impulsive, combative, extremely sarcastic, omnipotent female...seeking...Attractive, intelligent, honest, loyal, funny, unselfish, attentive, patient, willing, equally sarcastic, combative, says sorry a lot ..... with diamonds.....male? (Just kidding, I lose everything...!! ) ~Fun Facts~I have a mouth like a trucker, at times. (or worse) and laugh at the MOST inappropriate things.If the general public finds it offensive, I will LOVE it! I'm completely flexible, as long as everything is going my way. I'm honest, maybe too honest. I tell it like it is, not how it should be.I have two personalities. Awesome, and F*cking Awesome.I listen to 'Eye Of The Tiger' while I work out, because it makes me feel powerful!I'm a lot of fun, as in my mind I'm still 21!!I often don't think before I speak. I prefer to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.I hate mornings.I love coffee.I think Chocolate eaten by itself tastes like sh*t... Or as I would imagine sh*t to taste.Taco Bell is a completely acceptable meal. Applebees is almost "fine dining" ... I'm fairly simple. Bacon is the best single ingredient food on earth. I'm not your typical female.. At all. I'm probably the one your mother warned you about ;)After a few days of this, I feel I need to add a section...*Don't bother if.... *· You are a f*cking liar. ( I already hate you)· You cannot speak/read/write proper English. For example... If you don't know the difference between: Their, There, and They're...or Your and You're....or Two, Too, and To (That last one can be tricky, I might be able to overlook that ONE). · You are looking "for just a good time" (It won't happen in any scenario).· You aren't wearing a shirt in your main pic. ( You are a tool ).· You can't construct a witty way to initiate contact. ( If I didn't answer the first 5 "hey's" (or any other variation of the ONE word)...I'm not going to answer the 6th either).· You have major trust issues ( I don't have the Patience for that bullshit).· You get offended, or embarrassed about anything. ( I just don't).· You can't find the humor, and exploit it... in ANY situation. ( It's kinda my forte).· You don't have at LEAST one tat, and plan on getting more. ( I'm a little inked).· You frequent Walmart because you genuinely enjoy it and/or You'd be happy to run into "a lot" of people you know.( I go there to make fun of those people, I just can't help myself ).I can't possibly reply to every message I receive. It would leave me absolutely no time for ...... Me.Remember Guys, If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do just about anything!
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Maryetta
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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 37-47
He must be willing to make me a priority. I can provide for myself. I want to find someone to spoil me. I love to be showered with affection and am willing to return the affection. I want someone that will take me dancing. I enjoy going to sporting events as well. I love college football and can watch all day on Saturday. I need a man with confidence that can handle beauty and brains. Do you have what it takes?
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Chrissie
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Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Hard worker..loves kids and family.... long drives and talks;..Tried before, nothing in the direction I wish to go..keep it honest and truthful ..with that you earn trust and respect .. With out that don't bother .. :}IF OUR INTRESTS DO NOT MESH. DONT MESSAGE-BLUNT BUT HONEST I EXPECT THE SAMEdob is wrong.. Im 33 Nothing loud.. let's get to know eachother