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About Me

CAUTION: It only seems fair that I warn you, I am most definitely NOT like any woman you will ever meet! Bold, I know, but true! No, it’s not because I have a third nipple (now ask yourselves - does she really have a third nipple?), or is it because sometimes I think I’m a genius - or at least think I could be pretty dang close. Nor is it because I am currently the reigning champion in plastic bag folding, and can put on the performance of my life (while in the shower of course) of one of music’s latest hits (anyone who walks past my house during said performance’s opinions don’t count). It could be because I believe, and take pride, in being a kick ass gal that can get dirtier then no other, I have a mud hero medal to prove it; play harder than some of the guys on my ball team, I have a scar on my cheekbone to prove that one, and I truly believe that to get all that you want, there takes a ton of scars, bumps and bruises along the way, I’ve earned every dang one of em. I’m an itty bitty package who thinks, in mind and spirit only, should be the next American Ninja Warrior (but Canadian of course). I’m a thrill seeker and can be somewhat competitive (understatement but shhh) at times but my biggest passions are, the most incredible thing I’ve ever done (my daughter-not your average story), sports – mostly playing but enjoy watching…live preferably!, music, and…drum roll please….COOKING!!! Bet ya had no idea that you are currently contemplating engaging on a conversation with the NEXT Master Chef! Ok fine, maybe not the next one, but dang it, it’s on my bucket list!!! Truth is, it’s one thing I am incredibly passionate about and very proud to admit that I’m damn good at - there's something to be said when flavors come together leaving a mouthwatering kissable smile on your loved ones lips. Bragging rights rock to!! Bonus points if you enjoy country...Please note, I'm kinda not lookin for casual no commitment kinda guys...I have my own interpretation of what that likely means and it's not for me - thanks though ;)Anyway, if I've failed miserably at capturing your attention then maybe this will help…I know the difference between there, their, and they’re as well as your and you’re!!! I high five, chest bump and fist pump like no other… ...getting me to agree to one will determine what kind of first date it will be ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-28

    Hi! My name is Lamcas. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from Pinckney, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Ursula

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    hithanks for checking my profile ...I love outdoor activities and photography....my passion is travelling. I have travelled in many different Countries and would love to see more. I love to be around friends. I like adventures and surprises .... I LOVE LIFE and I try to find always time to enjoy it. So much I like to do is difficult to write it all here so hope to meet in person.... passionate, sincere, down to earth ??I am HAPPY and I hope to find someone nice to share my life with, have fun together.... first of all be my BEST FRIEND !! A nice man who likes me for who I am and willing to share our lives and the people we love .... for a long long time I like going for a night in a bar as well as an afternoon art gallery show. A simple night at home with popcorn and a movie or a weekend escape. Is very easy to make me happy.do not contact me if u just want one night stand or no committment: sorry but I am not interestedhappy fishing !! there is no such thing as the perfect first date.... let's go out and spend some time together ??

  • Diedra

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I’m not going to say "this is new to me" or "I’m not sure what to say." I have been on here before without much luck. So, I thought I’d try again and see what happens. So this is me. I love to laugh and be silly yet I can be serious when I need to be. I’m not going to say I have no drama. If you think you can find that in any person then go for it but I don’t believe it exists in today’s world. There are people that can deal with their own drama without involving other people (I’d like to think I’m one of them), and there are those that thrive on it. Drama happens to us all, nobody is immune. I’m extremely honest and I like it that way. I love my life and who I am. I’m not skinny but I’m dang good-looking and my personality rocks (lol). I’m not looking to find somebody I can change into something I think he can be. I’m looking to find someone that is perfect in my eyes and I for him. I know I may be looking in the wrong spot for my dream guy but I’m going to try anyway. If you want to know more just ask.I have the rare ability to tell when 2+2=bs...lol

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