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Brittani, 37

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About Me

CAUTION: It only seems fair that I warn you, I am most definitely NOT like any woman you will ever meet! Bold, I know, but true! No, it’s not because I have a third nipple (now ask yourselves - does she really have a third nipple?), or is it because sometimes I think I’m a genius - or at least think I could be pretty dang close. Nor is it because I am currently the reigning champion in plastic bag folding, and can put on the performance of my life (while in the shower of course) of one of music’s latest hits (anyone who walks past my house during said performance’s opinions don’t count). It could be because I believe, and take pride, in being a kick ass gal that can get dirtier then no other, I have a mud hero medal to prove it; play harder than some of the guys on my ball team, I have a scar on my cheekbone to prove that one, and I truly believe that to get all that you want, there takes a ton of scars, bumps and bruises along the way, I’ve earned every dang one of em. I’m an itty bitty package who thinks, in mind and spirit only, should be the next American Ninja Warrior (but Canadian of course). I’m a thrill seeker and can be somewhat competitive (understatement but shhh) at times but my biggest passions are, the most incredible thing I’ve ever done (my daughter-not your average story), sports – mostly playing but enjoy watching…live preferably!, music, and…drum roll please….COOKING!!! Bet ya had no idea that you are currently contemplating engaging on a conversation with the NEXT Master Chef! Ok fine, maybe not the next one, but dang it, it’s on my bucket list!!! Truth is, it’s one thing I am incredibly passionate about and very proud to admit that I’m damn good at - there's something to be said when flavors come together leaving a mouthwatering kissable smile on your loved ones lips. Bragging rights rock to!! Bonus points if you enjoy country...Please note, I'm kinda not lookin for casual no commitment kinda guys...I have my own interpretation of what that likely means and it's not for me - thanks though ;)Anyway, if I've failed miserably at capturing your attention then maybe this will help…I know the difference between there, their, and they’re as well as your and you’re!!! I high five, chest bump and fist pump like no other… ...getting me to agree to one will determine what kind of first date it will be ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Noel

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    The 1 thing you are NOT gonna find here is a barbie girl.......I am a bigger girl and if that turns you off then see ya.......I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past, but I'm proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect, but I don't need to be. Take me as I am or watch me walk away. Some just want a man who is willing to stand by her side and ride the wave through the storm with her. I do have kids and they come first above anything else. Lets start by talking then meeting we could have fun together and see what we have in common. If interested shoot me a message.I don't know what life has in store for me, but come take a walk through life with me and we will find outFate determines who walks into my life .. It's up to me to decide who I'll let walk away, who I'll let stay, and who I'll refuse to let go. Go somewhere that we can talk and get to know each other

  • Milla

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Are you the one I am looking for? I am ready to find out!! I can usually have a good time doing just about anything! I enjoy getting outside, camping, working in the yard,or just walking through the woods. I don't play sports but enjoy watching live events, and hosting get togethers with friends and food! I love to cook and entertain, casual dinner with friends at my house or a house full of my children and their friends, a full house is always a good time!! Now don't get me wrong, a Saturday morning with a cup of coffee snuggled up on the couch in pj's till noon is a picture of perfection as well! I am a single mom of three wonderful boys (15,11,&10). We have a ball! I have my boys pretty much all the time, so this would be important that you enjoy family life.I would love to get to know you and see how we fit together!

  • Audrey

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I'm fun out going I have 2 boys grown i love hanging out ! I'm sweet! I'm good ol' country girl trying to find love! Love country music! I'm myself ! I need someone caring and loving and wants me for me :) Something casual :)

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