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Brittani, 37

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About Me

CAUTION: It only seems fair that I warn you, I am most definitely NOT like any woman you will ever meet! Bold, I know, but true! No, it’s not because I have a third nipple (now ask yourselves - does she really have a third nipple?), or is it because sometimes I think I’m a genius - or at least think I could be pretty dang close. Nor is it because I am currently the reigning champion in plastic bag folding, and can put on the performance of my life (while in the shower of course) of one of music’s latest hits (anyone who walks past my house during said performance’s opinions don’t count). It could be because I believe, and take pride, in being a kick ass gal that can get dirtier then no other, I have a mud hero medal to prove it; play harder than some of the guys on my ball team, I have a scar on my cheekbone to prove that one, and I truly believe that to get all that you want, there takes a ton of scars, bumps and bruises along the way, I’ve earned every dang one of em. I’m an itty bitty package who thinks, in mind and spirit only, should be the next American Ninja Warrior (but Canadian of course). I’m a thrill seeker and can be somewhat competitive (understatement but shhh) at times but my biggest passions are, the most incredible thing I’ve ever done (my daughter-not your average story), sports – mostly playing but enjoy watching…live preferably!, music, and…drum roll please….COOKING!!! Bet ya had no idea that you are currently contemplating engaging on a conversation with the NEXT Master Chef! Ok fine, maybe not the next one, but dang it, it’s on my bucket list!!! Truth is, it’s one thing I am incredibly passionate about and very proud to admit that I’m damn good at - there's something to be said when flavors come together leaving a mouthwatering kissable smile on your loved ones lips. Bragging rights rock to!! Bonus points if you enjoy country...Please note, I'm kinda not lookin for casual no commitment kinda guys...I have my own interpretation of what that likely means and it's not for me - thanks though ;)Anyway, if I've failed miserably at capturing your attention then maybe this will help…I know the difference between there, their, and they’re as well as your and you’re!!! I high five, chest bump and fist pump like no other… ...getting me to agree to one will determine what kind of first date it will be ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Eusebia

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    OMG!!! Yes - I'd rather be single! No - I don't want to pay for your expensive meal or double drinks. Nor do I want to see a naked picture of your package an half and hour after meeting you. Oh! I almost forgot - please don't burp twice on our first date and please move out of your parents and please dont break my moms moms crystal wine glass and not say sorry. I also don't want to be with someone who is self-centered and doesn't think of others. And please don't stalk me outside my house and follow me to the store. And please don't search through my private property. I am looking for an older gentleman without kids. I'm not looking for someone younger than myself. Just a nice and normal man with manners. Thank you.I'm looking for people to hang out with. I like bike riding, going for walks, concerts, sporting events, working out, golfing, camping, going for dinners, skiing, cooking, watching law and order, criminal minds, breaking bad and reading. I'm not a big fan of movies but I'll watch them sometimes. I drink about ***times a year when I like to let loose and go out and party! Other than I don't drink and I don't want to be with a drinker. I also don't want to be with a smoker. I would really like a man who takes care of his teeth and flosses. Honestly my ideal relationship would be to hang out with someone twice a week till we get serious. I like to take things slow and make sure we like each other first before we get committed. Thanks for reading my profile! Go for a coffee.

  • Damiana

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    i have been a single lady over 2 years now and have been dating off and on (more off), as i embark on the other half of my life .... (seriously, i feel younger now than i did in my 30's ;).and as i guide a son through his last year of high school and i am not tied down nor close with my immediate family, but i welcome those that are .... or not, i see a lot of opportunities for free time and am hoping to spend the rest of my life travelling to exotic, tropical and historic destinies, lots of laughs, healthy lifestyle choices and old and new experiences. my work life is shift work which i love, ( a mon-fri would b the death of me) my free time is all over and i tend to fill it with friends, projects, exercise and road trips. if you feel you fit in somewhere and the 2 of us will b funner and happier than just the one, drop me a line :)side bar.. whats with these lying in bed and underwear mirror pics?

  • Ngoc

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    Hey wassup...im 37 yr old....looking for friends only...plz if ur with the sh*tkeep it moving..dont waste my time with lil boy games..im on sum grown woman shyt and u need to b on sum grown man shyt..plz dont come at me out the side of ur neck cuz u will b cussed out.....CHOCOLATE IS MY WEAKNESS...have a blessed day:) Not even a date ....jus talk..get to knw each other....

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