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About Me

CAUTION: It only seems fair that I warn you, I am most definitely NOT like any woman you will ever meet! Bold, I know, but true! No, it’s not because I have a third nipple (now ask yourselves - does she really have a third nipple?), or is it because sometimes I think I’m a genius - or at least think I could be pretty dang close. Nor is it because I am currently the reigning champion in plastic bag folding, and can put on the performance of my life (while in the shower of course) of one of music’s latest hits (anyone who walks past my house during said performance’s opinions don’t count). It could be because I believe, and take pride, in being a kick ass gal that can get dirtier then no other, I have a mud hero medal to prove it; play harder than some of the guys on my ball team, I have a scar on my cheekbone to prove that one, and I truly believe that to get all that you want, there takes a ton of scars, bumps and bruises along the way, I’ve earned every dang one of em. I’m an itty bitty package who thinks, in mind and spirit only, should be the next American Ninja Warrior (but Canadian of course). I’m a thrill seeker and can be somewhat competitive (understatement but shhh) at times but my biggest passions are, the most incredible thing I’ve ever done (my daughter-not your average story), sports – mostly playing but enjoy watching…live preferably!, music, and…drum roll please….COOKING!!! Bet ya had no idea that you are currently contemplating engaging on a conversation with the NEXT Master Chef! Ok fine, maybe not the next one, but dang it, it’s on my bucket list!!! Truth is, it’s one thing I am incredibly passionate about and very proud to admit that I’m damn good at - there's something to be said when flavors come together leaving a mouthwatering kissable smile on your loved ones lips. Bragging rights rock to!! Bonus points if you enjoy country...Please note, I'm kinda not lookin for casual no commitment kinda guys...I have my own interpretation of what that likely means and it's not for me - thanks though ;)Anyway, if I've failed miserably at capturing your attention then maybe this will help…I know the difference between there, their, and they’re as well as your and you’re!!! I high five, chest bump and fist pump like no other… ...getting me to agree to one will determine what kind of first date it will be ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    ok I am gonna give this a try AGAIN!!a few things you should know about me.......1)I am a momma first and foremost2)I CAN'T stand a liar and cheat!3)I am a texting addict4)I LOVE mexican foodOk if you are still reading this then I havent scared you off yet....lol....I am here looking to see what I can find and maybe find something wonderful.....Please NO CRAZIES!! I tend to be a smartass so if you cant handle it keep moving..... ....I am a curvy girl and am far from perfect.....I love a man who I can cuddle with!! Looking for someone to make me smile!! So drop me a line and lets see what happensMUAH!! I am a traditional kinda girl so I will leave it up to the man.....(please no hookup calls or "hey baby lets get a room")lol

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Hello,Thought I would give this another try. I have met some great people in the past on here. I have a great job, awesome family and friends but looking to share lifes awesome moments with someone special! You never know what might happen, send a message and lets chat :) Coffee?

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