Total users: 63,124,077 Online users: 227,055
Brittani, 37
United States, Michigan, Pinckney

Online

About Me

CAUTION: It only seems fair that I warn you, I am most definitely NOT like any woman you will ever meet! Bold, I know, but true! No, it’s not because I have a third nipple (now ask yourselves - does she really have a third nipple?), or is it because sometimes I think I’m a genius - or at least think I could be pretty dang close. Nor is it because I am currently the reigning champion in plastic bag folding, and can put on the performance of my life (while in the shower of course) of one of music’s latest hits (anyone who walks past my house during said performance’s opinions don’t count). It could be because I believe, and take pride, in being a kick ass gal that can get dirtier then no other, I have a mud hero medal to prove it; play harder than some of the guys on my ball team, I have a scar on my cheekbone to prove that one, and I truly believe that to get all that you want, there takes a ton of scars, bumps and bruises along the way, I’ve earned every dang one of em. I’m an itty bitty package who thinks, in mind and spirit only, should be the next American Ninja Warrior (but Canadian of course). I’m a thrill seeker and can be somewhat competitive (understatement but shhh) at times but my biggest passions are, the most incredible thing I’ve ever done (my daughter-not your average story), sports – mostly playing but enjoy watching…live preferably!, music, and…drum roll please….COOKING!!! Bet ya had no idea that you are currently contemplating engaging on a conversation with the NEXT Master Chef! Ok fine, maybe not the next one, but dang it, it’s on my bucket list!!! Truth is, it’s one thing I am incredibly passionate about and very proud to admit that I’m damn good at - there's something to be said when flavors come together leaving a mouthwatering kissable smile on your loved ones lips. Bragging rights rock to!! Bonus points if you enjoy country...Please note, I'm kinda not lookin for casual no commitment kinda guys...I have my own interpretation of what that likely means and it's not for me - thanks though ;)Anyway, if I've failed miserably at capturing your attention then maybe this will help…I know the difference between there, their, and they’re as well as your and you’re!!! I high five, chest bump and fist pump like no other… ...getting me to agree to one will determine what kind of first date it will be ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Hardcore Pop Fishing
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Penina from Pinckney | Woman | 36 years old | Scorpio
    Penina

    Online

    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    ..

    Chat
  • Karyl from Pinckney | Woman | 38 years old | Aquarius
    Karyl

    Online

    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    To start... IF YOU ARE MARRIED KEEP LOOKING CAUSE YOUR NOT GOING TO GET ANYTHING HERE...YES THE PROFILE IS REAL, NO THE PICTURES WERE NOT TAKING YEARS AGO. I am a full figured girl and no thats not fat its curvy and beautiful. I'm an active female that loves to have fun. I have tattoos. I'm an full time EMT with a local ambulance I enjoy my job conciderably. I'm an independent woman that HAS KIDS and they all live with me, and is not able to have more. Im a loving, fun, caring person, but i can also be that royal **** when i have to be. I enjoy camping, road trips, and fishing. I'm always looking for new places to take the family, even if its a drive to a new fishing spot.. I own my home. I'm not the typical lady, I can hold my own (I'm a country girl at heart). I'm not looking for a one night stand. Lets see... I'm not interested in interracial relationships. I have wonderful children that keep me down to earth. A first date should include dinner or just some place for us to talk and get to know each other.

    Chat
  • Philippa from Pinckney | Woman | 38 years old | Taurus
    Philippa

    Online

    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    Hi. I'm new to this. So, please bare with me as I fill in this little box! I am a very honest and open person. I don't lie, cheat, or steal...lolI tend to be blunt and straight forward. I am way too old to play games. I don't do drama! I work a lot. I take care of myself and love where I am at in my life. My kids are grown and gone now. So, I'm kinda starting anew.I have a job, a car, and a house. I truly expect the same from the person I am with. Been there done that with free loaders. Not interested! I love my family and my children. I enjoy Sunday dinners at my parents.Race is not important to me. Neither is weight. I am all about who you are!I would love to meet someone who would like to go out every once in a while. Join me at the gym. Eat good food. Hang out. And just enjoy each other. If we can be totally stupid together - even better! Please do not bother if you are only interested in sex! I am looking for a friendship that has the possibility of turning into something more. Thank you. I try to never make plans...they never seem to work out.I'm more of a fly by the seat of my pants kinda gal!

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: