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VelmaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Do men really ever read a profile? Or do they simply look at a pic and see if they can imagine waking up to you in the morning without having to chew their arm off. Admit it, thats the first thing you look for..... attraction. :) But regardless of how wonderful you all are in your own mind its that first meeting that really tells you if are compatible. So lets not waste time talking about hopes and dreams. Lets chat see if there is anything there, meet and go from there. EASY!!!If you plan on my wasting my time please dont even contact me.
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BrittaniOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
CAUTION: It only seems fair that I warn you, I am most definitely NOT like any woman you will ever meet! Bold, I know, but true! No, it’s not because I have a third nipple (now ask yourselves - does she really have a third nipple?), or is it because sometimes I think I’m a genius - or at least think I could be pretty dang close. Nor is it because I am currently the reigning champion in plastic bag folding, and can put on the performance of my life (while in the shower of course) of one of music’s latest hits (anyone who walks past my house during said performance’s opinions don’t count). It could be because I believe, and take pride, in being a kick ass gal that can get dirtier then no other, I have a mud hero medal to prove it; play harder than some of the guys on my ball team, I have a scar on my cheekbone to prove that one, and I truly believe that to get all that you want, there takes a ton of scars, bumps and bruises along the way, I’ve earned every dang one of em. I’m an itty bitty package who thinks, in mind and spirit only, should be the next American Ninja Warrior (but Canadian of course). I’m a thrill seeker and can be somewhat competitive (understatement but shhh) at times but my biggest passions are, the most incredible thing I’ve ever done (my daughter-not your average story), sports – mostly playing but enjoy watching…live preferably!, music, and…drum roll please….COOKING!!! Bet ya had no idea that you are currently contemplating engaging on a conversation with the NEXT Master Chef! Ok fine, maybe not the next one, but dang it, it’s on my bucket list!!! Truth is, it’s one thing I am incredibly passionate about and very proud to admit that I’m damn good at - there's something to be said when flavors come together leaving a mouthwatering kissable smile on your loved ones lips. Bragging rights rock to!! Bonus points if you enjoy country...Please note, I'm kinda not lookin for casual no commitment kinda guys...I have my own interpretation of what that likely means and it's not for me - thanks though ;)Anyway, if I've failed miserably at capturing your attention then maybe this will help…I know the difference between there, their, and they’re as well as your and you’re!!! I high five, chest bump and fist pump like no other… ...getting me to agree to one will determine what kind of first date it will be ;)
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ClarethaOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
UPDATE: since many clearly do not read all of the profile information, please DO NOT contact me if your only looking for sex. i wont respond, its a waste of your time and mine. i am looking for something long term, not interested in being someones booty call. first, i am a BBW.. i know thats not for everyone, but im happy with who i am. if your not interested,no hard feelings but please keep your negativity to yourself. also, i am NOT looking for a booty call, one night stand, or a friend with benefits. i want to be someones one and only, not their one of many.i have children, and work full time, so obviously there are demands on my time. im looking for someone that can be understanding of those demands. im a pretty down to earth girl, and enjoy the simple things in life. your money, possessions, etc arent going to impress me. if you want to know more.. just message me! i will do my very best to respond to all messages i recieve. i use meetville on my phone, so it may take me awhile to respond something simple and low key where we can talk and get to know each other