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I am witty with a twisted sense of humor. I love the mountains. I think I am a really good dancer. I love to giggle. I am a great mom.I can sit outside for hours watching a good storm.I have great conversational skills.I have strange OCD on how underwear should be folded.I have an obsession to glossette peanuts.I love the rush of a live show.I love to dress up and wear heels.I am a sucker for tall men. ( lord help me if you have a tie on) :)I am probably one of the coolest girl next door you will ever meet. I love sports (I even know what fantasy football is), having a beer, relaxing, and kicking your butt at poker or golf. I am honest about everything.I love to sing but have never claimed that its actually good...if you are tone deaf then we are match! :) I am really not into the whole bar scene anymore but a cool pub sounds like a good Friday night. I am just really laid back and love to laugh...HARD! I am hoping to meet someone who really just knows what they want and who is real about life. You have to be able to take a joke and laugh at yourself sometimes. Life is far too short not too! I am not looking for someone to complete my life but someone who will want to share and experience life with me! So if you are up for it I look forward to hearing from you.If you can make me laugh so hard I pee in my pants, I am puddy in your hands :) Somewhere fun where we can get to know each other and make each other laugh!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ursula

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    hithanks for checking my profile ...I love outdoor activities and photography....my passion is travelling. I have travelled in many different Countries and would love to see more. I love to be around friends. I like adventures and surprises .... I LOVE LIFE and I try to find always time to enjoy it. So much I like to do is difficult to write it all here so hope to meet in person.... passionate, sincere, down to earth ??I am HAPPY and I hope to find someone nice to share my life with, have fun together.... first of all be my BEST FRIEND !! A nice man who likes me for who I am and willing to share our lives and the people we love .... for a long long time I like going for a night in a bar as well as an afternoon art gallery show. A simple night at home with popcorn and a movie or a weekend escape. Is very easy to make me happy.do not contact me if u just want one night stand or no committment: sorry but I am not interestedhappy fishing !! there is no such thing as the perfect first date.... let's go out and spend some time together ??

  • Alayah

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Why, yes, I would LOVE to spill my guts to any Tom, D*ck or Harry that would happen to click my face ... but thanks for taking the time to look :) I'm really young at heart so I enjoy being goofy and sarcastic ... making myself & other people laugh. I can be serious, though. No, really! I can ... :) I think my family may have a lot to do with that because since I was a little girl they've been pulling pranks, cracking jokes & even doing skits to get the laughs. Sure, I may use humor as a defense mechanism at times, but most people laugh it off!! Music and singing are my life. My family is all musically inclined so its pretty much in my blood. I've been in my church choir since I was 12, and I'm constantly searching iTunes for the stuff I like. I wouldn't say I'm a music SNOB, but I am a pretty harsh critic when it comes to what I like and don't like. I also have a sensitive ear when it comes to pitch and keys ... love live music, but hate 'pitchy' singers! LOL! If I listed all the bands I like, there wouldn't be any room left in this thing. Mostly Alternative, some Techno, Top 40, 80's, 90's ... Self diagnosed OCD, and sometimes a little eccentric .. but not to the point of being weird or annoying. I like to think of it a quirky, & I've had friends tell me its funny. As far as goals, I want to go back to school next year for a degree in Accounting. My current employer provides tuition reimbursement, so I'm excited about the opportunity Now let's be honest ... at my age, I'm not on this site to make friends or go on a "casual date" ... If you're looking for a notch in your belt &/or head board, DO NOT APPLY HERE! I at least wanna meet a guy who's serious about getting to know me & starting a relationship. If I wanted something shallow, I'd pick up a random at a bar ... LOL! I'm too old for that shizznit!! On the flip side, however, if you want to get married this week, you're taking it too far and you scare me. Don't show up on the first date in a tux with a ring ... ya freak! LOL!!First dates are always a little intimidating ... this is someone you've only talked to a few times. You've probably only see their best pictures. You want to make a good impression on your first date ... want them to like you. BEWARE: Elaborate first dates leave way too much expectation for the future (don't act like you're shocked). I say keep it simple but don't be a cheep-skate. Dinner and a movie, or fun activity (like pool or bowling). If you're expecting the woman (aka "ME") to pay her own way (which is really low class on the first date) you should tell her up front. Don't wait until you're asking the waiter for the check"S" to inform her that she has to pay her own way ... it's just pansy of you. Have the juevos to tell her (aka "ME") up front that you're part of the generation that believes the woman need s to pay her own way for everything ... so I can leave. Now don't get me wrong all you forward thinkers. I'm not lookin' for a free ticket! but the first date??!!!?! Come on!!! At least pay for dinner and I'll by my own ticket or bowling or whatever ...

  • Keely

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Looking for someone fun, and up for anything. Like to be spontenaous as possible. I like to go to sporting events, and the casino.Not so much into the bar/club scene any more....I like all types of music..I do have some tattoos and piercings (back of neck and wrist).

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