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A little bit about me...I don’t like most guys but I am not interested in most guys and besides perhaps that’s what makes those few unique individuals that I do connect with all the more special.I am restless, analytical, and opinionated. Sarcasm is my spice of life, so bring it on. I have a penchant for the absurd and I am not offended by a dirty joke. I am generous, sensitive and sometimes sassy. I like laughter, honesty, curiosity, leisurely walks, foodgasms, kisses, patience and kindness...lots of kindness. I dislike dishonesty, tactlessness, black licorice (and anything that tastes like it), coffee, cooking and the price of gas. I am really good at hugging and making others feel better, sleeping like a rock and wearing my heart on my sleeve though sometimes I wish I wasn’t so good at it.’t message me? :)A little bit about my possible perfect match...You are honest, mature, emotionally and mentally secure and you know how to treat a lady. You believe in love and romance, you think that your already-pretty-great life is better when shared with someone and you’re ready to find that someone now-ish. You’re as likely (and as happy) to spend Sunday lazying away in bed as you are to be out and about but no matter what you do, there will be brunch :-) Please…mean what you say and say what you mean!!!My ideal date...You want to old school romantic court me and make me feel like a girl.And now it's your turn...What’s your story? What are your greatest pet-peeves and what makes you weak in the knees?PRIVACY NOTICE:Warning--any person and/or *** this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including but not limited to my photos. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private, legally privileged and confidential information, violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

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  • Katee

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am a very easy going, honest and fun woman with a good head on my shoulders looking for a man that will stimulate my brain, give me butterflies when he kisses me and makes me laugh my ass off.I am a classic Pisces, very kind, passionate, and sensitive .. Some fishies try to take advantage of that but I'm on to it so dont bother;)II am looking for something that can possibly turn into a relationship. I am not looking for a hook up, to be part of your threesome or serial date. If that is your intention please move on and good luck. If you are dating someone already and always looking for better, youre not for me either.I am very close with my family, I love the outdoors and being on the water,walking or just doing something active. I have a great job have been at the same company for almost 15 years. I love travelling and try to get away as much as I can. I love the beach and the ocean, exploring new cultures and trying new food! Roadtrips are a ton of fun and I am always up for a weekend away:)I like being spontaneous, trying new things and testing my limits. I also like to relax at home have friends over, make a nice meal (I love cooking!), a glass of wine and chill with some music.I LOVE music, it's usually on whenever I am awake and sometimes even when I am sleeping! Men with no sense of humour will bore me and lose my attention quickly.NEWS UPDATEI was born female, don't have a husband, crazy ex-boyfriend, kids or a weight problem btw.... after chatting with a few of you I have learned this seems to be common to lie about on here;)I like a MAN that knows who he is and what he wants in life.... very sexy;) Ok, I have 1 pet peeve.. I do not like excessive body hair on men. I don't know why, It just creeps me out. ok it seems the hairy comment has offended some of you.. You do not have to be hairless!! the key word is EXCESSIVE!! Example: You have had a girl's fingers get caught in your back hair when she gave you a hug.... or you have to get a "size" up t-shirt to make it look like you don't have insulation..... Hope I was able to clear things up.Wall Of ShameI get asked a lot what kind of messages women get on here and had some previously posted that a lot of you seemed to have enjoyed and have been told to write a blog on these "special" fishy messages.Welcome to the crazy world of meetville on the women's side.First I will start with with common things that are sent and offered.I will not write back if you are asking any of the following....booty call.. Weird sex talk You want to send me pics of your... whatever..If you want me to beat you up(?) I'm like a buck ten and u want me to beat u up? If you want to pee on me (OCD Golden Shower Freak)If your looking for someone to step on your face (?) That one made me sit for 10 minutes and just think about that question;) If you are looking for women's heads to put on a stick!(?) Let's just say "no love connection for this guy" If you are looking for someone to join your threesome with YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND NO THANKS!If you are going to send a message like the following "I pay you CAD***and make you happy in bed all night. see you get everything, I don't get nothing" (actual message***. The latest example of "class: "i did not read your profile....if u want my cok its yours""No thanks you can have your cok all to yourself"Some classic messages...."sorry to interrupt had a question about pantyhose. okay if a guy wears them is he a step closer to being gay?" Hmmm...Ok... new addition check this sweet message out;)i love it ! i love it! i love it in you! can we meet? i have it all for you and hot screaming oral encounters! *** OH SMSFAROUK!!!! You have got to be kidding me? lol**I will do your dishes i not a conventional gut i likt to paint em kinda crazy in a zainy way love to laugh and make orthers around me laugh to so if we had a blind date would our dogs get along. Huh?? What? I don't have a dog.****From: kevin4life1 i msg u to put my****in ur mouth,u suck deep?His responseFrom: kevin4life1 looool u look lile sh*tcow sh*tllloooooool anthonyswag likes to message frequently trying to get my attention with his witty romantic banter....He seems to get upset he doesnt get a response so I finally gave him one....here's what he had to say after I told him I wasn't interested.Lmao or i just have a dirty mined lol. Theres no photos cus i no to many ppl. now getting no ass babie plz i get more then u have class. So if u want a picthers , just ask ;) And if your that much of a trad that *cair* was to make u get pist off. who *sterpid* now loser get laid and.stop pms-ing when meetville-ING ..... Cuz i'm LMAO- ahahah-INGMy response.... Yes anthonyswag... Who is the sterpid one now? Can anyone even translate that? Lol OK, let's be realistic;) A blind first date should basically be planned as a meet and greet.. if things go well you can be spontaneous...Something casual and quick to feel out if there is any chemistry.

  • Keely

    Online

    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I was forced to create this profile completely against my will by my best friend. I have 3 kids, a grandchild and lots of baggage. Still interested? Lol If for some odd reason I haven't scared you off yet. I should warn you. I am a sarcastic smart ass. If you don't have a good sense of humour and can't appreciate a good insult once in a while then don't waste your time. I will offend you.

  • Delphia

    Online

    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I took a break from the online dating scene for almost a year now and decided it's time to give it another try. I'm looking to find someone who I can have fun with, relax, learn from and maybe teach a thing or two to them. I think my favourite thing to do is probably heading up to the cottage on a Friday night with my son and enjoying a couple of days by the lake. Although January isn't an ideal time. Haha! I'm a pretty avid radio listener...and if you look at my presets in my car, you'll see that I'm the Top 40 girl, with a little old school thrown in too! :) I've been working in IP Law for 10 years, specifically patents and industrial designs. I like my job, but enjoy my free time with my son much more. He is number 1 in my life. That being said, he spends time with his father too, which leaves free time for mom! :)If I had to use one word to describe the type of man I'm looking for, it would be gentleman. So if you are polite and have manners, have ambition, are hard working are generous of yourself in time and spirit, send me a message...let's see where it goes!Good luck, and thanks for reading!

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