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SheaOffline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Shea. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Owosso, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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NirvanaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Yeah I know, you're thinking why is this girl single?! Because I'm picky, I know what I want and I refuse to settle. I'm an adventurous outdoorsy girl with tons of personality, looking for the same. Well except for the girl part, trust me if I could date me I totally would ;-) Here's the problem, everyone claims to be outdoorsy but they're really just couch potato video gamers and that's just not my cup of tea! Don't get me wrong I love snuggling on the couch and watching a movie or better yet watching the game, but when the couch has a permanent indent of ... oh I dont know maybe....YOU! Then we have an issue. Here are some things I'm looking for:OutdoorsyPersonalityGoalsAttractionIntelligenceFunnyManlyEducatedYou don't have to be Bear Gryllis, in fact I'd prefer that you weren't cause I'm definitely not going to kiss you if you drink your own urine just for TV ratings. Seriously there were plenty of other viable sources of hydration in that episode. But it would be nice if you had a genuine appreciation for the great outdoors.I don't expect you to have your doctorate (those guys usually lack personality anyways) but a pretty good grasp on the English language would be ideal. Bonus if you know the difference between their, there and they're.And I don't need you to be Wil Ferrel, but if you can at least keep up with me that would be great! Some major turnoffs include:PRETENDING YOU HAVE YOUR ACT TOGETHER- Yes, there is a reason it's in all caps! Honesty is the best policy, eventually the other person is going to find out you're a fraud. Trying to start a relationship on a lie is just plain stupid! I work hard for my money and I live comfortably. I am not your sugar momma and I don't expect to pick up the check every time we go out to dinner. If your ass is broke, don't even waste my time. Definition of broke- Does not have play money, can not go on vacation, etc... Do not interpret that as me being a gold digger as most women are. I am not. I make my own money and I am looking for an equal. Not looking for someone to support me. I've been on my own for 18 years, have paid my way and have owned my own house since I was 23. And yes I did just date one of the aforementioned frauds. Not only was he broke, but full of drama. On that note.....Drama- I know I know, all women say they hate drama but secretly they thrive on it. First of all 99% of women are a little more than a degree of crazy. I have zero tolerance for drama. Whether it be work drama, baby mama drama, ex girlfriend, ex wife, family drama, friend drama. Don't care! If drama rears it's ugly head, I will kick your dramatic ass to the curb so fast your head will spin. Creepy facial hair- nicely trimmed goatee, 5 oclock shadow awesome... Duck Dynasty.... Absolutely not! Do I think they're funny? Yes! Can I picture them naked? Not a chance! Lets not forgot the pornstache made famous by firefighters and Tom Selleck in the 80's, lets leave it there shall we?Not reading my profile- Especially if we have absolutely nothing in common! Even worse profile stalkers. Get your own material!Skinny Jeans... Do I even have to elaborate?Metros- If you have a Manpurse, or any other type of fanny pack, It's quite possible we're not batting for the same team.- They remind me of that part in a horror movie where the killer says he wants you to watch. Queue the deliverance banjos. Self pics- you know those pictures you take in a mirror with your camera, the deer in headlights look that usually take place at planet fitness, in your bathroom, or even worse the planet fitness bathroom. FYI if you're gonna take those pics make sure your toilet is clean in the background. Epic photo fail! Yep they're on here!- Or even worse you really are that young and look 20 years older. Worse yet you're 20 years older than me and sending winks. That's creepy! I'm a very young 35 and I don't have daddy issues.Lying about your height- I'm 5' 3". If I'm wearing 2" heels.... Do the math... That's 5'5" if I'm towering over you, that's not 5'9" Can you even reach the pedals in your lifted Monster Truck?Kids- If you have one kid great, 2 that's fine, 3 I'm out! Also, If you have multiple baby mamas that's a deal breaker!One night stands- I'm not on here for random hook ups. I realize meetville is famous for that but that's what Section 8 girls are for. Living in your parents basement, attic, garage or any other unused portion of space that belongs to them and is specifically referenced in their deed. Note, living in your brother or sister's house is the same as living in your parents house, you're still mooching off someone else.Incarcerated- Yes apparently I needed to revise my list of turn offs. It turns out meetville will let anyone on here. Really?! Clearly if you're in jail not only are you not outdoorsy but you've likely violated all of the above disclaimers. Disclaimers aside.... if you're looking for a fun girl that loves the outdoors and will make you laugh then shoot me a message. First date- just drinks and conversation, second date- definitely a baseball, football or hockey game or something outdoorsy.
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DylanOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
Been here, done this. So be the one who makes sure i don't ever have to come back. I have pics, just ask. I'm actually a Scorpio. Looking for honesty? I have that, to a fault. So let's start with the basics. I'm a bbw. About ***lbs. My ass IS proportionate to my chest for those wondering. I have 3 kids. (This does terrible things to the body, I don't care what anyone says***lives at home but she's 19. I can be skeptic and quiet but I warm up depending on your level of honesty and compassion and openness. I can be (let's face it, I will be) a beech for 5 days a month followed but 5 days of whining and sleeping. Just leave flowers, cheese nips and chocolate by the bed and tell me to shut up. I will get over it and sing your praises when its over. Promise. :) I have always and will always work my ass off. I love to cook, drive to no where, love the theater, love the beach in the evening and open to doing new things. (This does not include a three some or open relationship) Also happy with a bonfire and a beer. Respect is very important to me. I like a guy who is all guy but knows how to treat a lady. I can be a bad girl and good woman at the same time. I'm looking for my Mr. Right. Not my Mr. Right now. I'm pretty funny too. :) I'm understanding, I'm compassionate and I'm different. Ask me anything, I'm an open book and even though I've lived I still have plenty of pages left to write a happy, fun and hopefully adventurous ending. If it is in your nature to cancel at the last minute, if you are not serious, if you have unrealistic expectations... I will know. Do not message me in the first place. If you do not believe its in your nature to do these things, ask yourself if you've done this before. If you have then IT IS IN YOUR NATURE. I want someone who will make me laugh and who wants to laugh. I know my profile seems a little harsh but I'm not nearly as harsh as it seems. I promise. I am looking for something that will last. I don't want a one night stand, I'm not your good time and no, this is not a challenge. I'm a very caring person. I have feelings just like everyone else does.I have recently been laid off from work. (i'm not jobless yet) But I am looking for work. lol Oh yeah, I'm a small town Northern girl. So small town that I grew up with 6 kids in my class including me.People come in all shapes, sizes and colors.... and we all have something awesome to offer someone. Hopefully the RIGHT someone.