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Jordan, 40

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About Me

Ok 10th time could be the charm? We can only hope. Ever the eternal optimist I am back for more punishment. I am a simple, fiercely independent single mother of 12 year old twins. I've been to the puppet show and I've seen the strings. Nothing surprises or shocks me anymore. I have a really great life, some days I feel a little pang like something is missing...but it goes away pretty quickly. giggle. It's kinda nice being single it comes with many freedoms and upsides...however there are a few benefits to a relationship. Well I'm told anyway. Not sure what those benefits are that they are speaking of...Me. Well I am short, curvy and cute. Few extra pounds...well some look at me and say I'm fat others look at say I'm not. I've had men tell me I'm so beautiful but I'd be so much prettier if I lost some weight...to those I say kiss my perfectly round ass and ddd's! I never really gave a rats ass about what men think, and yes the women can be just as cruel. Mean girls is very real. Lol I am who I am and changing everyday. Its always a work in progress being happy with your life is whats most important. Being the coolest mom ever, great friend and an able to snort and giggle with laughter with out giving a sh**t what I may look like. You don't like it. So be it!I am not all about sex, I'm not going to send you pics of my body. However I will get to know you slowly without perverted innuendos that turn me right off. I am a honest, loyal and simple woman. I do love sex. And lots of it. But with a man I trust and adore. There are some pretty unoriginal men and I use that term loosely. I will not use my pu**y as a bank machine. I will not tell you if I'm tight. Hell no is the answer when asked if you can cum all.over my beautiful eyes. Good Lord. Come on guys be a little more clever than all that sh*t. Wow.I am looking for that guy to continue down this road...camp, concerts, road trips, laugh, cry, fight and f**k! it's that easy. Ya right. Maybe your here. Come and find me. Just cause I look like a bad girl doesn't mean anything, I really am very simple, real and approachable except when it come to the lame ass attempts to get me laid...i can do that all by myself... Destroy the map we so carefully dotted...****i most likely will not *** if I do it means I really am interested...however i am not one for being that annoying girl and rejection isn't fun for any of us I'm sure. If you like what u see you will *******And if you honestly don't like bigger girls then do not message me!!! I get enough insults in the real world, I really don't want it in cyber world.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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