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Jordan, 40

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About Me

Ok 10th time could be the charm? We can only hope. Ever the eternal optimist I am back for more punishment. I am a simple, fiercely independent single mother of 12 year old twins. I've been to the puppet show and I've seen the strings. Nothing surprises or shocks me anymore. I have a really great life, some days I feel a little pang like something is missing...but it goes away pretty quickly. giggle. It's kinda nice being single it comes with many freedoms and upsides...however there are a few benefits to a relationship. Well I'm told anyway. Not sure what those benefits are that they are speaking of...Me. Well I am short, curvy and cute. Few extra pounds...well some look at me and say I'm fat others look at say I'm not. I've had men tell me I'm so beautiful but I'd be so much prettier if I lost some weight...to those I say kiss my perfectly round ass and ddd's! I never really gave a rats ass about what men think, and yes the women can be just as cruel. Mean girls is very real. Lol I am who I am and changing everyday. Its always a work in progress being happy with your life is whats most important. Being the coolest mom ever, great friend and an able to snort and giggle with laughter with out giving a sh**t what I may look like. You don't like it. So be it!I am not all about sex, I'm not going to send you pics of my body. However I will get to know you slowly without perverted innuendos that turn me right off. I am a honest, loyal and simple woman. I do love sex. And lots of it. But with a man I trust and adore. There are some pretty unoriginal men and I use that term loosely. I will not use my pu**y as a bank machine. I will not tell you if I'm tight. Hell no is the answer when asked if you can cum all.over my beautiful eyes. Good Lord. Come on guys be a little more clever than all that sh*t. Wow.I am looking for that guy to continue down this road...camp, concerts, road trips, laugh, cry, fight and f**k! it's that easy. Ya right. Maybe your here. Come and find me. Just cause I look like a bad girl doesn't mean anything, I really am very simple, real and approachable except when it come to the lame ass attempts to get me laid...i can do that all by myself... Destroy the map we so carefully dotted...****i most likely will not *** if I do it means I really am interested...however i am not one for being that annoying girl and rejection isn't fun for any of us I'm sure. If you like what u see you will *******And if you honestly don't like bigger girls then do not message me!!! I get enough insults in the real world, I really don't want it in cyber world.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Separated for almost 3 years after a long relationship and ready to share my life with the right man.I am independant, self-sufficient, open and honest. I have a great sense of humour and I can laught at myself. I am an happy person who like to transmit happyness. I don't need to pretend that I am someone else, I am trully me. I like to be active, always on the go and ready for new spontaneous adventure. During summer I enjoy camping, hicking and all outdoors activities. I like to explore new place as I am not from this area, road trip are always interesting. I enjoy cooking and late romantic candle light dinner whit a good glass of red wine. I use to enjoy playing any sport and I am looking to get back to it. I am looking for someone active. I have healthy food habits, I don't eat frozen or ready to eat stuff. I prefere making delicious home made fresh food.I am not in a rush to find the right person. I am looking for that special companion to enjoy life and adventures. Someone actif and spontaneous. I want this special person to respect me, be honest and sincere, have good morals and values. Someone who is family oriented and preferably have children.If I don't respond to your message I don't want to be rude it is because I don't think we are a match.Happy fishing For a first date I would be happy to go for a coffee/drink or a walk so we can talk and learn about each other to see if a real first date is possible.

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I'm a honest good hearted woman ,pretty laid back. I've been described by friends as fun, inspirating kinda girl.......I enjoy Family, hanging out with friends or just staying in watching a movie. I'm looking for a man I can trust and have fun with. Laughter is the Best Stress reliever. Well that's all I can think of for now.......Please if you like drama please pass me by....Update....I only date my race Sorry if you feel offended but that's just how I am. :-)

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I'm a mother of two great girls. I am looking for a true person .someone that's not scared to love and be loved. I will not take no nasty pic so if you need that go on.

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