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Jordan, 40

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About Me

Ok 10th time could be the charm? We can only hope. Ever the eternal optimist I am back for more punishment. I am a simple, fiercely independent single mother of 12 year old twins. I've been to the puppet show and I've seen the strings. Nothing surprises or shocks me anymore. I have a really great life, some days I feel a little pang like something is missing...but it goes away pretty quickly. giggle. It's kinda nice being single it comes with many freedoms and upsides...however there are a few benefits to a relationship. Well I'm told anyway. Not sure what those benefits are that they are speaking of...Me. Well I am short, curvy and cute. Few extra pounds...well some look at me and say I'm fat others look at say I'm not. I've had men tell me I'm so beautiful but I'd be so much prettier if I lost some weight...to those I say kiss my perfectly round ass and ddd's! I never really gave a rats ass about what men think, and yes the women can be just as cruel. Mean girls is very real. Lol I am who I am and changing everyday. Its always a work in progress being happy with your life is whats most important. Being the coolest mom ever, great friend and an able to snort and giggle with laughter with out giving a sh**t what I may look like. You don't like it. So be it!I am not all about sex, I'm not going to send you pics of my body. However I will get to know you slowly without perverted innuendos that turn me right off. I am a honest, loyal and simple woman. I do love sex. And lots of it. But with a man I trust and adore. There are some pretty unoriginal men and I use that term loosely. I will not use my pu**y as a bank machine. I will not tell you if I'm tight. Hell no is the answer when asked if you can cum all.over my beautiful eyes. Good Lord. Come on guys be a little more clever than all that sh*t. Wow.I am looking for that guy to continue down this road...camp, concerts, road trips, laugh, cry, fight and f**k! it's that easy. Ya right. Maybe your here. Come and find me. Just cause I look like a bad girl doesn't mean anything, I really am very simple, real and approachable except when it come to the lame ass attempts to get me laid...i can do that all by myself... Destroy the map we so carefully dotted...****i most likely will not *** if I do it means I really am interested...however i am not one for being that annoying girl and rejection isn't fun for any of us I'm sure. If you like what u see you will *******And if you honestly don't like bigger girls then do not message me!!! I get enough insults in the real world, I really don't want it in cyber world.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

    I am a mother of 2 teenage boys and one very spoiled chocolate lab !!! I sell Real Estate and also have my Esthetician (Skincare) license. I make jewelry and love to shop (bargain shop) !!! I am very fun and love, love, love to laugh !!! I love music, concerts, arts and craft shows, sporting events, and wanna start traveling !!! I am a DREAMER and very motivated, just need a life-partner !~!! What makes me a little different from other women, or so i've been told, is that I am very real. I don't pretend to be someone else, or what I think my date wants. My opinion is " This is me, you either like me or you don't !!" I am 38 and not gonna change !!! Also, i am a very curvy woman, not skinny, but not fat !~!! and no complaints from my past dates or boyfriends. I would love to meet a man that has his life together, a good job, his own place, a car and drivers license, no drinking or drug problems. If you have kids, be a good dad !!! and if i start a relationship with this man, he needs to treat my boys as they are his own. Blended families are very hard to make work and takes the right kind of people. My boys have been hoping for several years now for me to find Mr. Right and settle down and get married. They are tired of watching me struggle as a single mom !!! I'm am tired of it too !!! My boys are my life, travel hockey and baseball !! We are very active and need a man who can keep up with us, and is financially stable !! I am very funny, and energetic, and very outgoing !!! On the outside. On the inside, i am a little different. I don't always show my true emotions.!! He will need to be very understanding and patient. And reallt in it for the long haul. My heart has been broken several times !!! Like I said, I am 38yrs old, and really just looking for Mr. Right to settle down with, get married, and have a normal , family and stable life !!HOPE I WASN"T TOO SAPPY !!!I AM 5'8 AND LOVE TO WEAR HEELS, SO NO SHORTIES FOR ME, UNLESS U ARE COMFORTABLE WITH A TALL WOMAN AND CAN MAKE ME FEEL COMFORTABLE !!! Something casual, Coffee or a drink, maybe lunch or dinner, nothing to be nervous about !!!

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    Enjoy spending time with family and friends.I like listening to all kinds of music. Spend lots of time with my 3 boys. Like to watch action movies and chick flicks. Love to spend time outdoors or curling up with a good book. Go on walks, to dinner nothing to fancy, just have an enjoyable time.

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