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RobynneOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
This is the last time I'm trying thishi im awesome and wonderful. i like everything and love all music. im normal and sweet and have never been cheated on multiple times and everything i just wrote was sarcastic....Click here to download boyfriend applicationPS... I have player radarIn an article I read today : An online profile, 'is like reading the ingredients on a box of food and trying to imagine what it would taste like' Meaning... I wont know if I like you until I meet u.There has to be a guy thats somewhere between 'i love you on the second date' and 'i dont like the word girlfriend' 'its not that love is overrated, its that we overrated the ones we loved' i like workin out, goin out, stayin in, wine, and sushi...? Sums it up well :)Extra points if you know how to talk on the phone. Having any luck on here???...yes thanks I am..ummm....im still here!!!! So no. ******************Good time to pause and take a shot...SoCo and Lime?....ok ready go********************For my next act... i will magically turn on my automatic messaging filter by stating the following...- Having girls in your all pics does not make you more appealing. less actually. there is this new cropping feature that scientists invented last week.-EXs...if you still talk to them, talk about them, they blow up your phone, or they're still all over your *** out. An ex is an ex for a reason and if you can't get rid of them while you're single then you're gonna have a bigger problem when you try to date someone.- Just because you keep messaging me and changing the subject line to start with a RE: doesnt mean im gonna think i wrote back to you- must be able to spell your profession- must be able to hold your alcohol and also know when to stop drinking. im not into babysitting anymore. - If you have to ask what the first phrase in my profile means then we wont work out. same goes for your interpretation of my tone throughout the profile. im nice.- At this point, Ive basically given up on trying to date to find 'the one' im much more laid back about it now- Why why why would you still have your profile up and active if youre 'not single/not looking' and your desciption says how youve found the love of your life blah blah blah... does she know youre still hoppin around the net? i believe youre just fishing for compliments. Pun intended. Ha!- i have this thing about taking a guys profile seriously if it says anything OTHER than 'intent: looking for a relationship, actively looking for a relationship, or dating.' anything else i usually skim through and move on. am i really supposed to be intrigued by 'casual dating/no commitment'? - If your age ends in 'teen' im not sure why you would message me...on that same note... la la la... i dont date younger ever- I promise it's not that hard to not live with your mom- I can tell if your message came from ctrl c and ctrl v... huh? :)- If you 'only smoke when you drink' its probably not a good idea to answer 'no' to the smoking question- With a 0.***% exception rate, this is for all the boys who live far away from me and are just coming to KC for a minute and write me that youre 'just looking for some fun! hit me up!'...you might as well just say...'hey! im coming to your town and im not from there and im looking for someone to f*** since i'll never see you again after we hang out!'...my profile says long term... not weekend tour guide/f*** buddy... There's more!- Im not here to schedule massages for you, or as some of you say, 'messages' cracks me upExamples of things that probably wont win a girl over...- saying 'well youre not my type but we should go out sometime'- taking her swimming at your apt complex and then saying you cant go up to your apt with her cuz your girlfriend is home- taking her to a bar where you know your ex will be that night and leaving her chillin on the side of the dance floor while you go yell at your ex because she is dancing with a guy. - staring at the game on TV oblivious to the world around you on a first date and saying an average of 3 words an hour. duh.- 'I miss my ex wife'- 'I'm glad you could meet me tonight. I really had nothing better to do so i figured this'll work'- having a longer convo with the waitress than with the girl youre on a date with. another duh. i wish i could think of more but i think ive successfully blocked out most of the ridiculous experiences...This section is called the 'aw...how romantic' section of received messages...- yo boo lemme hit that- hi how are you...id like to lick your feetMinimum requirementslicense, car, job, no baby momma dramaso... in conclusion... hi. i would like a boyfriend. bye!
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MaOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I love to deer hunt every year and still looking for that big buck!! I also like to fish, watch the St. Louis Cardinals and riding four wheelers. I have one tattoo and plan to get at least two more maybe three.I'm a soft hearted person who will take in stray animals anytime . I listen mostly to Country but also like rock and some Rap. I will always tell you what is on my mind weather it's good or bad. Goals...who needs them lol. I already got the biggest goal that I wanted done this year. Right now in my life I'm checking things off my bucket list someday, already checked 2 off...my truck and going to a ball game. If you want to know anything more about me, feel free to ask. Going for a hike or just hanging out to get to know each other.
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BuffyOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Since most people don't read past the first few lines...I'm not desperately looking to get in a relationship. I'm not looking for just anyone, I'm looking for the right one! I'm ok being single until I find a good relationship, so if your in a rush to just be with someone I'm NOT your girl. If you are interested in getting to know a person for who they are then by all means please read on :)I'm 29 single mother of an amazing 5 year old, I may be slightly biased but she's my world. Currently I do housekeeping at a local hotel & recently just got hired on with a security company. My plans are to go back to finish college in the next year or so. I can be a pretty busy person but I try to make time to enjoy myself. I'm not necessarily looking for something serious right now but I'm not opposed to it either, if we click like that that's great. I'd like to meet the right guy & settle down of course but with all I've got going on I'm not in a big rush but if it happens it happens. For now I'm interested in meeting new people & maybe if we hit it off someone I can hang out with, & if things go really well go from there...But no pressure I'm young & happy & ready to take my time & get it right this time around :) A little about me, I'm really big on honesty & trust. I'll be up front with you & I hope for the same courtesy from you. Looks are not everything but attraction is important. With that said I am not thin, i have been working on loosing weight & getting into better shape & ive made alot of progress but I want to put that out there. I love music & just having a good time. Personality wise I love to laugh, i have a raunchy sometimes dorky sense of humor but I know when to be serious too. I'm not a fan of drama or games, if that's what your into tune into a soap opera I'm not that girl. I don't do drugs & I'm not interested if you do. I like to experience new things. I can be a little shy at first but once I warm up to someone I'm very open. I'm friendly, if you talk to me I will message you back. With that said, if you message me try something a little more than hi, sometimes it's hard to break the ice & I try to respond to everyone but please be prepared to actually talk to me if you send me a message (I'm interested in hearing about you or answering any questions you might have for me that's why we're here after all right?). I am pretty close to my family & it's an important factor in my life. Mine is huge & it's nothing unusual about getting together for a cook out, a bonfire, or playing cards for hours. We laugh, we joke, we tease, & have a good time & I need someone who can enjoy that too. As I said my daughter is the center of my world. I'm not looking for a father for her but we're a package deal. She wins out for my attention each and every time. This does not mean I will ***, but if your the type of guy who feels you require all my attention it probably won't work. I'm very sarcastic, I'm silly, & I like to be around people who make me smile :) I don't get out often but I do like to go out with the girls on occasion an bust out a lil karaoke. I love all kinds of music, funny movies, chick flicks (of course), and mysteries. I love animals I've had my dog for 11 years & we also have a cat & a dog for my daughter. That's a little about me. If you'd like to know more drop me a line, & I know there's plenty I haven't said so if there's something you'd like to know feel free to ask! Hope to hear from you soon! I'm not really picky on this. I think the best first dates involving doing something fun where both of us feel comfortable, and are able to get to know each other a little better.