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About Me

Hey! I'm Melanie. I'm working in a tattoo shop as a piercer/manager so yes, I'm heavily tattooed. Because of that, I attract people's attention wherever I go, thank god I'm really sociable. I like to make people laugh, I swear I'm funny. If you follow me on ***, you'll know that I like writing about my everyday magical moments. I'm a cat lady so I got *** hundreds pics of my mindoux. I'm a plus size but have a healthy lifestyle, because of my job I don't have time for a lot of activities. My ideal saturday night is either bingo or karaoke, I swear to god. I live alone so I drink directly from the pint and don't fold my laundry. Also I'm a medium so I may look/talk weird for most people. Wait, I look weird anyways. I don't travel as much as I would like but I like other cultures, I'm very open minded about people. I want someone who can handle my outgoing personality. Someone that makes me laugh. I like men older than me. Don't need to have tattoos. Just don't be weird (the wrong kind of weird) and disrespectful. I don't NEED your penis. I don't want to talk about my job either. If you read my description it's a big plus for you. If I don't answer please don't take it personal.. I'm just not interested and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings so most of the time I just don't answer.Speak both english and french(j'suis franco-québécoise) Good luck to you! :) Somewhere cool where we can talk. I pay for my own stuff, not a golddigger...just a gravedigger ;)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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