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BaoOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
So *** trying to sell myself on here with all my gifts and talents, I feel it would be a better idea to throw my flaws out on the table. If you think you can still handle this after reading, then by all means..message moi!Ok so first...I live in Port Colborne! Just kidding I love PC. Don't ever ask me to cook unless you want food poisoning or the kitchen to be burnt down. When I get in the shower I turn into Beyoncé..and I don't mean bootylicious..I mean I sing loud and proud..kinda like a cat in heat. My pet fish has more talent with hair and make-up than I do..ok that's a lie I don't have a pet fish. I watch crappy TV..JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! I don't dress up..and I definitely do not wear heels...I'm already a damn giant. I drive fast..A LOT..and I feel like there is a possibility that I suffer from a wee bit of road rage. I like to sleeeeeep...I may or may not drool and snore. I think I might grow up to be a crazy cat lady. Lastly, I LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! That's actuLly not a flaw...it's pretty f'ing cool :DAs for you..I don't care to see all your muscles so put them away..unless you're covered in tattoos..in that case take it all off! I think this famous quote will sum up just about everything."I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me."- TLCLOL!Ps. Not looking for sexy time so move along D-Bag! Lets go skydiving and drink lots of wine.
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AndreanaOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
I'm easy-going, independent and outgoing, with a decent sense of humour, or so I'm told. I'll try just about anything once, the more random, the better. I enjoy both playing and watching sports, travelling and spending time with friends. "Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling..." ~ Seinfeld
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CurtisOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
Hey there :). So where to start? I'm an athlete at heart, I love playing and watching a variety of sports. I graduated from teachers college and unfortunately no luck there, so I work in construction. I know similar career choice right? I love to cook and try different things in the kitchen. I love to travel and try to get away as often as i can. I enjoy a good night at a pub with a beer and good company. Anyway if you'd like to know more send me a msg :)Also here are a couple of things to know:-don't message me if you live for drama in your life, I'm too old for that shit-don't messge me if you are bat sh*tcrazy because I've dealt with enough of those-if you're looking for a threesome, go ask someone else-guys please don't message me-other than that give me a shout :)