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Bao
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
So *** trying to sell myself on here with all my gifts and talents, I feel it would be a better idea to throw my flaws out on the table. If you think you can still handle this after reading, then by all means..message moi!Ok so first...I live in Port Colborne! Just kidding I love PC. Don't ever ask me to cook unless you want food poisoning or the kitchen to be burnt down. When I get in the shower I turn into Beyoncé..and I don't mean bootylicious..I mean I sing loud and proud..kinda like a cat in heat. My pet fish has more talent with hair and make-up than I do..ok that's a lie I don't have a pet fish. I watch crappy TV..JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! I don't dress up..and I definitely do not wear heels...I'm already a damn giant. I drive fast..A LOT..and I feel like there is a possibility that I suffer from a wee bit of road rage. I like to sleeeeeep...I may or may not drool and snore. I think I might grow up to be a crazy cat lady. Lastly, I LOVE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! That's actuLly not a flaw...it's pretty f'ing cool :DAs for you..I don't care to see all your muscles so put them away..unless you're covered in tattoos..in that case take it all off! I think this famous quote will sum up just about everything."I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me."- TLCLOL!Ps. Not looking for sexy time so move along D-Bag! Lets go skydiving and drink lots of wine.
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Laura
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-33
Hello there, welcome to my online space. I am a young professional optimist who is looking to meet like minded poppets!soooO in short for the lucky soul reading this (YES YOU!) I am a fiercely creative, emotional (being able to cry at a NRMA ad is a highly developed skill), spontaneous loyal, happy, free and FUN lady.I can- Cry on cue, speak in a variety of accents to get out of sticky situations(ok mainly one that is car parking tickets at shopping centres) ald laugh out loud- NOT just type it or even say it.If you want to dance up a storm, have a fun sing-a-long or banter in funny accents or just have a traditional conversation please do not be afraid to say hello... we might turn out to be each others IDEAL pen pal match.- woo hoo to being funny. Kind of. Maybe. Ahem moving on... Would love to meet some new people when I get over there... before? Either way making new friends rocks. So lets meet and greet :) Please if you wish to send a message- say more then... "Hey :)" or "hey, how are you?" OR "hey" I mean it is incredibly impressive you know how to say hey... But lets vamp it up? I become really disappointed when peole only want to say "hey" to me. Is it me? Haha. Ok cheers lovely people! Also if you want to join slash FOLLOW me on some visual adventures***>Instagram- starryeyedviolet Follow me. NOT the yellow brick road- I have all the colours on my road (too far?) X
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Armanda
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Talk to me to get to know me.POF tells me i have to make this longer.... sooo i'm pretty shy.. i like people who know who they are.. who don't play stupid games.. who like to have fun.. and all that good stuff drinks, dancing, conversation, music