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HolsOnline
Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-47
Hi! My name is Hols. I am never married catholic caucasian woman with kids from Eastpointe, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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KendallOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Hi there! I am a recently single, career-focused girl looking to meet a guy that I have a great connection with. Not necessarily looking to be in a relationship, but definitely someone I can hang out with that shares common interests and is fun to be around. I have a quirky sense of humor, and laughter is important to me. If you are a stalker, serial killer, arsonist, human centipede enthusiast, or general weirdo, definitely make sure to hit me up, you're exactly my type. Also, I'm a HUGE fan of bad grammarzz, hott spelled with two T's, and popped collars/sunglasses at night. If you find yourself scratching your head and muttering "is she serious?" we probably won't get along.Oh, I get that writing stuff on here is awkward and tedious, but if you have nothing to say on your profile, I'm going to assume that you communicate in grunts, scratch your balls in public, and don't know how to type. After all, it is online dating, if we had time to troll for other singles in clubs, we'd be doing that ***, right? Oh, and why would you post pictures of yourself cuddling up to your ex? Really? It's called cropping. If you don't manage to creep me out online, there is the chance that you will creep me out in person. Or, maybe I'll creep you out, who knows. Either way, we need a quick exit strategy.
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TakakoOnline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
These things are always kind of weird to type out so I'll just keep it short and sweet. I am a very "to the point" type of person who doesn't deal with bs or drama whatsoever. If things aren't right or cause me grief then I walk away and just hope the person doesn't take it personal (but seriously, why waste time on something that gives you anything other than good feelings?!). I love laughing and having a good time (who doesn't?) and I try not to take myself too seriously.I love hiking and exploring new things and places, and don't typically sit around my house if I can help it (unless the weather is bad, then I'm down with vegging out on the couch by the fire all day). I love, love, LOVE beer so taking tours of local breweries and trying out craft beer is a fave. I love animals and am somewhat of a tree hugger (I'm from Cali, I can't help it). I practice yoga and love live music and am a total closet fat kid (skinny on the outside, fat on the inside) who eats out often because I love trying new foods. I have traveled all over the world, lived in Germany for a few years and want to do more traveling as much as possible. Aaaaaaand last but not least I just want to meet good people who are fun to hang out with and who are also upfront and open minded like I am.I guess I didn't keep it THAT short and sweet but that's okay. If there's anything else you want to know just ask!