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Kendall, 27
United States, Michigan, Eastpointe

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About Me

Hi there! I am a recently single, career-focused girl looking to meet a guy that I have a great connection with. Not necessarily looking to be in a relationship, but definitely someone I can hang out with that shares common interests and is fun to be around. I have a quirky sense of humor, and laughter is important to me. If you are a stalker, serial killer, arsonist, human centipede enthusiast, or general weirdo, definitely make sure to hit me up, you're exactly my type. Also, I'm a HUGE fan of bad grammarzz, hott spelled with two T's, and popped collars/sunglasses at night. If you find yourself scratching your head and muttering "is she serious?" we probably won't get along.Oh, I get that writing stuff on here is awkward and tedious, but if you have nothing to say on your profile, I'm going to assume that you communicate in grunts, scratch your balls in public, and don't know how to type. After all, it is online dating, if we had time to troll for other singles in clubs, we'd be doing that ***, right? Oh, and why would you post pictures of yourself cuddling up to your ex? Really? It's called cropping. If you don't manage to creep me out online, there is the chance that you will creep me out in person. Or, maybe I'll creep you out, who knows. Either way, we need a quick exit strategy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Drama Mystery War
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