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Kendall
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Hi there! I am a recently single, career-focused girl looking to meet a guy that I have a great connection with. Not necessarily looking to be in a relationship, but definitely someone I can hang out with that shares common interests and is fun to be around. I have a quirky sense of humor, and laughter is important to me. If you are a stalker, serial killer, arsonist, human centipede enthusiast, or general weirdo, definitely make sure to hit me up, you're exactly my type. Also, I'm a HUGE fan of bad grammarzz, hott spelled with two T's, and popped collars/sunglasses at night. If you find yourself scratching your head and muttering "is she serious?" we probably won't get along.Oh, I get that writing stuff on here is awkward and tedious, but if you have nothing to say on your profile, I'm going to assume that you communicate in grunts, scratch your balls in public, and don't know how to type. After all, it is online dating, if we had time to troll for other singles in clubs, we'd be doing that ***, right? Oh, and why would you post pictures of yourself cuddling up to your ex? Really? It's called cropping. If you don't manage to creep me out online, there is the chance that you will creep me out in person. Or, maybe I'll creep you out, who knows. Either way, we need a quick exit strategy.
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Contessa
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I am a fun loving easy going gal with a big heart. I love to laugh, be silly, or have a serious conversation about the complexities of life. I am looking for someone who loves to relax and have fun as much as me. I also love to travel and explore new things. I like to be out and active, whether it be biking, walks or something recreational. I also love to kick back and relax. I am a social worker and I work with developmentally disabled adults. I love my job and its a huge part of who I am. I hope to go back to school at some point; One of my life goals is to at some point get a PHD. I am always wanting to learn and experience new things. Submitted from mobile
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Hedwig
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
About me: 27 years old, funny, easy going, loving, generous, love guilty pleasures, self-sufficient, witty, seriousness when necessary, FUN!! I know that I am dating with an eye for the long term but also understand that whatever happens...happens!Likes: my family, my animals (2 dogs, a cat, and Frank the fish), laughter, my friends, HONESTY, music, rain, running, foodgasms, football and almost all other sports, kisses, sarcasm, Starbucks, road trips, interior design. I could go on but I am sure ya get it. Dislikes: calories, bugs, DISHONESTY, black olives, eye rolls, rude people, wind, arguing, yard work, going to bed mad, and the price of gas.I am Really Good At:laughing, genuinely, even at the stupid jokes.Hugging, and making others smile.Sleeping, like a rock.Wearing my heart on my sleeve, though sometimes I wish I wasn’t so good at it!You Should Message Me If you plan to say more then HI and:You believe in love and romance (aka you’re a total, hopeless romantic too).You think that your already-pretty-great life is better when shared with someone, and you’re ready to find that someone now-ish.You think you can make me laugh!!AND MOST IMPORTANT: IF YOU ARE REAL!!!! No games please! Surprise me!