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Connieevans
Online
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-40
Hi! My name is Connieevans. I am widowed other african woman with kids from Eastpointe, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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Kendall
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
Hi there! I am a recently single, career-focused girl looking to meet a guy that I have a great connection with. Not necessarily looking to be in a relationship, but definitely someone I can hang out with that shares common interests and is fun to be around. I have a quirky sense of humor, and laughter is important to me. If you are a stalker, serial killer, arsonist, human centipede enthusiast, or general weirdo, definitely make sure to hit me up, you're exactly my type. Also, I'm a HUGE fan of bad grammarzz, hott spelled with two T's, and popped collars/sunglasses at night. If you find yourself scratching your head and muttering "is she serious?" we probably won't get along.Oh, I get that writing stuff on here is awkward and tedious, but if you have nothing to say on your profile, I'm going to assume that you communicate in grunts, scratch your balls in public, and don't know how to type. After all, it is online dating, if we had time to troll for other singles in clubs, we'd be doing that ***, right? Oh, and why would you post pictures of yourself cuddling up to your ex? Really? It's called cropping. If you don't manage to creep me out online, there is the chance that you will creep me out in person. Or, maybe I'll creep you out, who knows. Either way, we need a quick exit strategy.
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Carmelia
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Im not a barbie girl, i don't have fake nails or get spray on tans, and when i work out i sweat. I like using mens soap, it smells better, I still like to get dressed up and wear heals now and again but i'm more comfortable in a pair of vans or my running shoes. i am always up for a new adventures whatever it may be. I am a bit sarcastic, competitive and stubborn at times. If you cant hang with that then i'm not the girl for you :)Oh and if you have like 20 selfie photos of yourself in the bathroom I'm definitely not the girl for you!