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Kimberleigh, 30

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About Me

So. Here's where I tell you how awesome I am and why you should date me. But. Eff that. I prefer to just say it like it is.I am:30A homeownerA 2 dog ownerA 3 cat ownerA car ownerI also rent 2 rooms of my house out to my mother and brother. The brother most likely is not permanent. My mother is.I work full time and I'm under paid. Oh well. That's life. I am rude. Sarcastic. Annoying. I sometimes snort when I laugh. I like whiskey. I like vodka. I've yet to find a beer I like.I drive faster than I should. I'm more judgemental then I have a right to be.I'm wild and crazy. I'm painfully shy and introverted. I probably won't like you. I probably won't reply to you.I'm clumsy. Very.If you send me "hi" I hit delete.I don't know what I want. I'm crap at dating.I love movies. Stand up comedy. Drinking. Mini golf though I'm awful. I hate bowling.I like food. I'm a steak and potatoes kinda girl. I branch out but I could live on it.I'm chubby and thats never gonna change. If you don't like it why are you talking to me. Brat. I've got issues.Things I Find Amusing:People who use prison photosPeople that block me before I replyPeople that *** my weight.People that *** my number on the first message. Does that ever work? If it does be careful.People that send****pics unrequested. No thanks. I like a good penis don't get me wrong but you're already on trial for a date. Don't screw up that easily. People that tell me I'm a self absorbed ****. Yes. I am. I think this profile proves that. Why waste my time or yours if you're gross. Or I'm not attracted. Not everyone likes me or the other way around. Grow up.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

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  • Jaida

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    Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 25-35

    After being on here a couple weeks I am tired of reading the same profile over and over again. "I love to have fun, I like to stay active, I enjoy good movies/music." Blah blah blah. That's all already known. Who doesn't like to have fun and likes to sit at home and be a fat ass all day? I've never heard of someone that dislikes movies and music. Stop stating the obvious. I can usually tell if I'm going to get along with someone by their pictures alone. No, I'm not judging you by your looks, more like judging you on taking a pic of yourself with your shirt off and sunglasses on in your bathroom. Lame! Now, if you want a response from me you will not initiate conversation by saying, "hey sexy." Because a good catch does not like to be called sexy by some random person online. Be creative, what's up will not work. If I do not respond its because I'm not interested so stop *** ten times after that. I get people that don't message me back also and I don't hound them down. Have some respect for others. Please, no one with kids. People with children keep messaging me. I want to start a family at some point not join one. Now, a tid bit about myself: I am a very open and honest person. You can't get anywhere in life without honesty. I've been told that I am too blunt, but those people just need to grow tougher skin. I have had a ton of obstacles in my life, but I bit them up and ate them for dinner. I am strong and I am a risk taker. Don't get me wrong, I like stability too (i.e. relationships, family life, work). I like to live an active lifestyle. What does that entail you might ask? Quite frankly whatever my little heart desires at the moment and whatever the season calls for. I have goals for my life and I WILL accomplish them. I doing everything I can now, and for the future, to achieve these goals. I am feminine with a little bit of a Tom boy side. I cook, clean, do my make up, wear sparkly things, and I like the get my hands dirty. I know I'm not for everyone and that's the point. What the hell, why is everyone asking for people to follow them on ***?!? So gay! I need someone to teach me how to surf.

  • Leticia

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-34

    Looking for a great man to treat me the way I deserve to be treated. I love sports, mainly football and basketball. I can definitely hold a conversation about sports! I'm the type of girl who loves going to a sports bar to watch some games and drink some beers with you. I'm looking to eventually settle down and get married and have a family. I've been working with kids since ***. I love what I do and even though I don't have any children of my own, this job has definitely taught me a lot of things for my future family.

  • Carson

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    Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I enjoy being outdoors and getting out and doing things. I don't like to sit around much. I work at home so this is enough time at home. I enjoy traveling and going away for short weekend trips. This is a new thing for me so go ahead and ask if you have any questions. Something easy like coffee or happy hour

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