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Mechelle, 28

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About Me

I’m a ****! I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. I'll report you to your boss if you call in sick because you were out drinking with your buddies the night before. On that note, I will not allow you out past midnight and sports bars are off limits permanently. Don't even think about me ever going out of my way to make you feel special either. I expect you to be as quick as a super hero when I repeatedly call you, you will be speed dial number's 1-9...if zero weren't already pre-assigned you would have that too. I will not do your laundry, and insist that you do it, including mine of course. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. I will NOT accept anything less than hang drying all my clothes and finishing them with a passionate hot iron finesse. Also I don’t do romance, but need to wine'd and dine'd like a classic romance box office hit. I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live). Hahaha! Oops...that's you that expects the action...nope I don't do that either. meetville (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – gawking at other men while you're not looking2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich man to take care of me, hopefully one that's blind so he doesn't catch me gawking at other men3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit, but I require you to be double than the average so I can validate myself through you4. Your taste in music – all those artists and songs that would make you think I'm so music savvy you'd want to get to know me solely based off of my tastes. OK gentlemen, I'm waiting for your ***…go Wellllll....two smart people should = one brilliant idea.Picture-less profiles= no reply, I have nothing to hide, let's be equal

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 26-36

    I'm the type of girl who loves to laugh and am constantly smiling. If you can keep me giggling that will definitely keep my attention. I love to go out and am usually up for anything, but I am just as happy sitting at home on the couch cuddling for a movie night. I am a nurse and have a passion for my job. I believe it's important to like what you do or why do it? I'm a total country princess who can dress up with my boots on, or can get down and dirty in the mud. I have my permit to carry and usually do. I love to ride horses and would do it every day if I could. I am very educated so please don't confuse country, and the fact I own boots and wear them, with hick, hillbilly, or redneck even though if the situation is right my neck can get a little red from time to time. ;) My favorite color is pink and I'm a total summer time girl! *Also if you message me please say more than Hi/Hello/Hey or other one word greetings! It takes so long to start a conversation that way!*What I want in a man:~I have a job so I expect you to have one as well. And you having a means of transportation would be nice too!! ~ I am NOT looking for a friends with benefits and I'm not a DTF girl so if that's what you're looking for, while I respect that, I'm not who you want. ~I want a MAN not a little boy playing dress up. ~If you sag your pants, if anyone has ever described you as "; or "ghetto", just stop here. And while you're stopping pull your pants up!! No one wants to see your underwear, because, believe me, if I do I'll ask and even say please ;)~The most attractive thing about a man, in my opinion, is a nice smile so if you don't take care of your teeth/missing teeth/meth mouth etc please don't waste my time or yours. ~If you have a problem with or fear of guns,hunting bambi or turkey, target shooting or really don't know your way around a firearm, you should be willing to learn or at least accept the fact that I enjoy those things. If not I'm probably not your type. However, I do realize people have legitimate fears of guns for various reasons and after reading all the rest of the crap above you still want to message me I will do my best to help ease that fear :)So if all this sounds good to you then what are you still reading for? Send me a message!! :) I don't have a "perfect" first date because things are what you make them. I'm happy to go out. I'm happy to stay in. I'm happy sittin out counting the stars. It's not about where you are or what you're doing. It's about who you're with and and how they make you feel.

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