SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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MechelleOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I’m a ****! I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. I'll report you to your boss if you call in sick because you were out drinking with your buddies the night before. On that note, I will not allow you out past midnight and sports bars are off limits permanently. Don't even think about me ever going out of my way to make you feel special either. I expect you to be as quick as a super hero when I repeatedly call you, you will be speed dial number's 1-9...if zero weren't already pre-assigned you would have that too. I will not do your laundry, and insist that you do it, including mine of course. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. I will NOT accept anything less than hang drying all my clothes and finishing them with a passionate hot iron finesse. Also I don’t do romance, but need to wine'd and dine'd like a classic romance box office hit. I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live). Hahaha! Oops...that's you that expects the action...nope I don't do that either. meetville (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – gawking at other men while you're not looking2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich man to take care of me, hopefully one that's blind so he doesn't catch me gawking at other men3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit, but I require you to be double than the average so I can validate myself through you4. Your taste in music – all those artists and songs that would make you think I'm so music savvy you'd want to get to know me solely based off of my tastes. OK gentlemen, I'm waiting for your ***…go Wellllll....two smart people should = one brilliant idea.Picture-less profiles= no reply, I have nothing to hide, let's be equal
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OzzymeykOffline
Woman. 68 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 54-71
Hi! My name is Ozzymeyk. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Davison, Michigan, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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BrandaOffline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I'd say I'm very sociable, fun-loving, caring and I love to travel and cook. I'm looking for someone who is uncomplicated, adventurous, laid back with a sense of humor to live life's moments with.