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on 377 reviews
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MechelleOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I’m a ****! I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. I'll report you to your boss if you call in sick because you were out drinking with your buddies the night before. On that note, I will not allow you out past midnight and sports bars are off limits permanently. Don't even think about me ever going out of my way to make you feel special either. I expect you to be as quick as a super hero when I repeatedly call you, you will be speed dial number's 1-9...if zero weren't already pre-assigned you would have that too. I will not do your laundry, and insist that you do it, including mine of course. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. I will NOT accept anything less than hang drying all my clothes and finishing them with a passionate hot iron finesse. Also I don’t do romance, but need to wine'd and dine'd like a classic romance box office hit. I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live). Hahaha! Oops...that's you that expects the action...nope I don't do that either. meetville (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – gawking at other men while you're not looking2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich man to take care of me, hopefully one that's blind so he doesn't catch me gawking at other men3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit, but I require you to be double than the average so I can validate myself through you4. Your taste in music – all those artists and songs that would make you think I'm so music savvy you'd want to get to know me solely based off of my tastes. OK gentlemen, I'm waiting for your ***…go Wellllll....two smart people should = one brilliant idea.Picture-less profiles= no reply, I have nothing to hide, let's be equal
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ShalaOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
OK now down to the real me...lol i LOVE to laugh and smile so if you have no sense of humor there is no chance. being outside with my babies during this lovely weather is how most of my days are spent. really looking for someone with kids so they understand my life a lot more. Looking for talking getting to know each other... complete honesty is always best. and I'm really not into rushing things so eventually a date or dating if we have a connection. the flirting and playfulness at the beginning is always fun and a great feeling. I've been needed I want to feel WANTED. I'm a little shy at first until i get to know someone and feel comfortable with them. I don't go to bars but like once every 6 months just not into it. Going to Frickers having dinner and a couple drinks is just as fun to me or bowling. talking, laughing, having a good time, getting to know each other,
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ZowieOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I enjoy traveling, sports, music, and movies. I try to balance my life between work and pleasure. Someone who doesn’t let the past hinder the future or doesn’t think the world revolves around just them.