SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Peace
Online
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I’ve been divorced for a few years and feel it\'s time to make new friends. I\'m a funny and sensitive person. I’d love to find someone who loves Christ. I’m not a religious, but a relationship person.
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Shelia
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
People I think are hilarious= I'm not skinny and I'm not going to pull a bait and switch on you! Shocking, I know. I may be one of the few ladies on here willing to admit my actual size and have a body shot. You're welcome by the way. No catfishing allowed. I think curvy is a good description for me. Under two bills with lots of booty and boobs. If that's too many words that start with boo for you, best of luck on your future fishing endeavors! I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of girl. I'm low maintenance to the point that I don't wear makeup, but I do have a perfume hoarding problem. Don't judge! As for my brain, it's functioning most of the time. I know the difference between there, their and they're, but I rely too heavily on spell check. I Google everything. I enjoy cursing, but know how to filter myself in mixed company. I'm skilled at picking up on social queues. I love music and movies and have rather bad taste for both. I watch comedy and paranormal horror, but give in to the rom-com or chick flick once in a while. I think Don Jon is going to be hilarious! I will always be a grunge lover with a ska/reggae/rocksteady affair. Foo Fighters and No Doubt win every time. I enjoy concerts, fairs, museums, festivals, zoos and going out to the bars on occasion. The Walking Dead, The Killing, Parks & Rec, and HIMYM are my must watch shows when I should be studying. I think I have more than sufficiently filled this space. Now it's your turn to bestow some randomness upon me!Who am I looking for? Good question! I want a man with flexible plans. Someone willing to try new things, eat new (non spicy) foods, and venture outside of their comfort zone once in a while. I want a partner in this roller coaster of life and I want us both to have our arms raised at we climb to the top. Was that too cheesy? Nope! My kind of guy enjoys cheese so much, he mongers the crap out of it! If you don't take yourself too seriously, if you can take it as well as give it, if you can laugh at the awkward and buckle down for the long haul, then you're my type. If you have a shirtless selfie in the bathroom, a criminal record, can't hold your liquor, or only communicate via text, you'll probably end up finding someone else to pass the time with. So bring it! Other semi-important stuff:While I'm listed as a student (Accounting major), I'm not looking to mooch off anyone or just dating to get free dinners/coffee. I have savings, spend wisely and once I graduate in December I have plans for my career and will continue to be financially stable. I expect the same from a partner.All apologies, but I don't respond to the "meet me" auto messages. I prefer actual messages with more than 7 words that don't involve how attractive you think I am. If you're messaging me, I assume you find me attractive as I would respond if I also found you to be appealing to the eye. Now move your fingers across your keyboard and type up something clever. Effort goes a long way in the online dating world!How have you read this far and not sent a message? C'Mon! You're killin me smalls! No reservations. No flowers. No expectations. Keep it simple. Get to know me and see if we click.
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Vic
Online
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I'm real I'm really just looking for some cool and local to start a life together. Done the dating scean for a long time. I'm not attracted to bigger men. I'm attracted to tall simi fit men with hair teeth. A good job also is attractive because I believe I should be spoiled now. I don't try to please anyone but my children and well ill never be alone and I'm thankful to the few friends I do have cuz they show they care. Local means within 30 mins of ***. Ive got no clue but if you buy/I'll fly. I'd say coffee but it ends up suntanning. I'd say dinner and it will end up a hike. I'd say cuddle on the couch it would end up just the same. So lets feel this out. I love to party once I know you and I know I won't be date raped by 3 drunks like I saw on law and order. That will never change I love Law&0rder svu if you don't your not my type. Oh by the way. Im not always good but good when it really matters.