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ElnoraOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Is it really worth me writing anything here? About me:I have a job. I wont ask you for money.I don't have a kids. So, there aren't any "baby daddy's" for you to deal with.Though I have my moments of fun crazy, I'm not a crazy ****. Meaning, I wont do anything crazy like slitting your tires if you turn out to be a total jagoff.I love football, so I wont talk to you while the game is on. I expect the same in return.I'm a badass in the kitchen. I can have fun doing pretty much anything. I'm a very social person. I'd like to date someone who isn't socially retarded.I'm a bit of a smartass, but I am a really sweet girl. I promise :)I love going to concerts, road trips on the weekends and going out with my friends. Anything but "chillin at your house." If I'm meeting you for the first time, its not going to be at your house, lol. If you can't bother yourself to leave the house for a cup of coffee, then you probably aren't the guy for me.
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SheliaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
People I think are hilarious= I'm not skinny and I'm not going to pull a bait and switch on you! Shocking, I know. I may be one of the few ladies on here willing to admit my actual size and have a body shot. You're welcome by the way. No catfishing allowed. I think curvy is a good description for me. Under two bills with lots of booty and boobs. If that's too many words that start with boo for you, best of luck on your future fishing endeavors! I'm a t-shirt and jeans kind of girl. I'm low maintenance to the point that I don't wear makeup, but I do have a perfume hoarding problem. Don't judge! As for my brain, it's functioning most of the time. I know the difference between there, their and they're, but I rely too heavily on spell check. I Google everything. I enjoy cursing, but know how to filter myself in mixed company. I'm skilled at picking up on social queues. I love music and movies and have rather bad taste for both. I watch comedy and paranormal horror, but give in to the rom-com or chick flick once in a while. I think Don Jon is going to be hilarious! I will always be a grunge lover with a ska/reggae/rocksteady affair. Foo Fighters and No Doubt win every time. I enjoy concerts, fairs, museums, festivals, zoos and going out to the bars on occasion. The Walking Dead, The Killing, Parks & Rec, and HIMYM are my must watch shows when I should be studying. I think I have more than sufficiently filled this space. Now it's your turn to bestow some randomness upon me!Who am I looking for? Good question! I want a man with flexible plans. Someone willing to try new things, eat new (non spicy) foods, and venture outside of their comfort zone once in a while. I want a partner in this roller coaster of life and I want us both to have our arms raised at we climb to the top. Was that too cheesy? Nope! My kind of guy enjoys cheese so much, he mongers the crap out of it! If you don't take yourself too seriously, if you can take it as well as give it, if you can laugh at the awkward and buckle down for the long haul, then you're my type. If you have a shirtless selfie in the bathroom, a criminal record, can't hold your liquor, or only communicate via text, you'll probably end up finding someone else to pass the time with. So bring it! Other semi-important stuff:While I'm listed as a student (Accounting major), I'm not looking to mooch off anyone or just dating to get free dinners/coffee. I have savings, spend wisely and once I graduate in December I have plans for my career and will continue to be financially stable. I expect the same from a partner.All apologies, but I don't respond to the "meet me" auto messages. I prefer actual messages with more than 7 words that don't involve how attractive you think I am. If you're messaging me, I assume you find me attractive as I would respond if I also found you to be appealing to the eye. Now move your fingers across your keyboard and type up something clever. Effort goes a long way in the online dating world!How have you read this far and not sent a message? C'Mon! You're killin me smalls! No reservations. No flowers. No expectations. Keep it simple. Get to know me and see if we click.
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DarcelOffline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
"Could it be I'm finally holdingWhat I've been hoping forCould it be the end of "Just friends"And the start of something moreOh the way I'm feeling nowIt's worth sticking around to seeIs this loveOr could it be" -Charlie WorshamI like girlie things like chick flicks and pedicures but I also like guy stuff like sports, mainly hockey and football. I like many types of music including country, pop and rock and most movies, except for zombies... not much into them, although I do love The Walking Dead. I like concerts and tubing. I like Peter Pan mini- I'm not much into the club scene anymore tho I don't mind going out every now and again. I'm more into laid back places like the Moontower. I'm tired of drama and games and and looking for something serious and lasting, though I don't expect to meet someone and have it be *** understand things take time to develop. I would really like to find someone with similar interests but who also has their own things that they are into, someone I can learn from and grow with. Someone who can help bring out the best in me but who can support me on the not so great days.I like spending time with the person I'm with, but also believe that it's a good thing to have our own friends and do our own things. I'm not a clingy girl who needs to be attached at the hip. I'm not the type of girl who needs to talk all day everyday or send ***text messages to you because then I feel like I'd have nothing to talk about when I see you.If this at all sounds like you, and are interested, please feel free to message me! If you do write, please say something more than "Hi"... Hmmm.... first date. There's always the easy dinner and a movie but I would prefer something like bowling or putt-putt where we could chat and get to know each other.