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About Me

i do not want a serious relationship. what i want is one regular, ongoing toyfriend whos up for a few hours of sex, kissing and cuddling, chilling out watching movies and is happy with that. however, just because thats what i want, does not mean i will sleep with anybody.. im picky and let few people get very close to me. also going to add here if youre looking for something immediate, or one night stands, im not for you. i like to get to know someone first, and am looking for other traits such as intelligence, independence, humor and quirkiness. tall, long dark hair, tats and piercings. i put effort into dressing nice and being presentable. italian/spanish. addicted to my toys and porn. funny, silly, sarcastic, entertaining, [reasonably] intelligent. busy, i work a lot.. but i make time for what i want. obsessed with music [house, electro, deep, tech house, progressive.. but i like dnb, rnb, alt and classic rock too. im mainly a club kid though], obsessed with the arts [photography, graphic design, painting, fashion design]. independent and open minded. love food network, learning channel, discovery channel, animal planet. my favorite show is worlds dumbest, and i tend to like comedies and shows on adult swim. favorite movies are the cell, requiem for a dream [well anything aronofsky], alien, and its all gone pete tong. ill take action and suspense, but you can keep the romantic comedy and superhorror [rom com makes me gag and horror just doesnt scare me] also a huge mst3k fan, yeah i geek out. i read, a lot. palahniuk is my favorite author, but i like anything different, weird, true crime, and intelligent. id say im pretty introverted, so i tend to be attracted to those who are outgoing. it brings me out of my shell. love animals. i have my 2 cats who are awesome. love travel and the beach. love going to the city [philly, nyc] YOU: single, open minded, funny, silly, entertaining, [reasonably] intelligent, clean. takes care of themselves. over 5'8. [sorry thats my only picky thing, im 5'8 myself]. i like average to "teddy bear" guys. super skinny, super muscular and super heavy usually dont do it for me. im also a fan of latino, though none tend to be taller than me. tats and piercings are a plus! none of those are a requirement, just preference. the things i look for above all else are personality and how you present yourself. i need someone who i can get along with outside the bedroom. if we cant get along or goof off at all, its just not going to work. and while im pretty sure i can weed these out, i have to say: no psychopaths, lunatics, stalkers, creepers or ****ing crazies please!so if the pictures dont scare you off, shoot me an *** never know what can happen! pictures are a must. [you can see me, i must be able to see you!]. also, an *** says "hi how r u" will not get my attention. or even better.. just "hi". do we have something in common? same favorite music? same favorite movies? anything? show me you can think with the brain up top, not down below lol. finally id like to ask.. has everyone forgotten how to spell or where to put periods? a 2 paragraph run-on sentence full of spelling shortcuts and flat out mistakes "hi iam lookin for a women dat.." makes me seriously question if you got past 4th grade. end rant. also going to add if you are allergic to either (or both) dogs or cats, it wont work. :D happy searching if im not what youre looking for!oh my god theres a "catfish" option up there.. lol anyone going to choose that now? guess your typical get-to-know-each-other ideas. some food at a laidback restaurant or coffeehouse. taking the dog for a walk, watching a funny show, walking around the city, anything really. i like to leave it open to wherever it goes. night of dancing at an upscale club.. whatever my date would be into that would be fun, no pressure. :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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  • Karisa

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Not sure where to begin....I'm a funny, independent, simple-to-please (love handwritten notes and nice text messages...not hard to make me smile) kind of girl.;interests"). I've been married once and am currently in the middle of an amicable divorce. It is my belief that I have had the real thing and I do not regret a moment...even the hard times....it just wasn't meant to be as it turns out. I am an intelligent, professional woman with a somewhat demanding career. I have a 13-year old daughter, who means the world to me, and it will take a very special person to earn a place in our lives. She’s very much like her mother and her vote counts!I am social and may become your BFF, which is perfectly okay – one can never have too many friends; however, I genuinely want to find that one person who was meant just for me, otherwise I wouldn’t be fishing, right??So…..if you are an honest, down-to-earth, attractive, athletic-type (with a brain), a “nice” guy who hasn't lost his man card....apply here! I'll watch sports with you and refrain from asking stupid questions. I'll support your hobbies and always understand that some days are simply well-deserved mancations. I will do my best to take care of all the things a loyal woman should for the right man. I do believe in and want a traditional relationship but I’m also of the opinion that each person should be comfortable enough with themselves to allow their partner the freedom to have friends and interests outside of that relationship….deep breath. I’m done. ?A few things I DON’T want:Do not message me if you're looking for pics; there are services for that sort of thing. I'm not in that line of work.If you are looking to get in where you fit in-keep looking. No, I have never had a threesome with two guys. You and your buddy will not be the first. And, really???!! Does anyone actually respond to that?Cheesy pick up lines like, "girl, you have more leg than a bucket of chicken", make me laugh; however, if that's all you have to say I am unlikely to reply. After all, how do you respond to that...the Colonel wants his hat back???Please don’t make me use the phonetic alphabet (i.e. “sirus=serious”) to understand your message. Pretty please….spell check, not to be confused with auto-correct, is an awesome thing!

  • Sandi

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    Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 28-38

    ...which is nice ;)Hi - and thanks for checking out my profile! I guess that's a good place to start?! You get bonus points if you can reference the quote...So, this is where I'm supposed to talk all about myself; which I know is supposed to be easy for women...all we do is talk! However, that's kind of a daunting task when given ***words to describe yourself. How is anyone supposed to narrow everything interesting into ***words - I like to think I'm more of a good book, rather than a paragraph - but let me try and do the "Coles Notes" version and see if that peaks any interest:- I am 30 years old but don't always act it. I vary between garnering the wisdom of my grandparents, the work ethic of my mentors, the keg stands of my University days and the jubilance of my 3 and 5 year old niece/nephew- I have a whacky sense of humour; so if you're easily offended, we probably won't get along- I am blessed with an incredible family - I definitely don't have enough room to talk about them - just know, they're awesome!- My friends are a close extension of the above...and I warn, there are A LOT of them, and yes I love each and every one, and yes we are a lot to handle!- I have a successful job but am not a feminist. I trust chivalry isn't dead, but am still independent. - I like the typical girlie things: shopping, spa days, martini/wine nights, cooking, parties, etc. BUT - I also like football, pizza, competition, golf, scotch and inappropriate jokes ;)- I work out, but am not obsessive. I am a foodie, but not to gluttony. - I like all the normal things I guess - sports, concerts, laughing hysterically, random dance parties, movies, music, art, theatre, singing off-key at the top of my lungs, navigating the city...and a really good bottle of red wine!I feel like the above may sound a little generic - but I guess I just live every day to create my own unique version of generic - I mean, don't we all to some degree?! I just want to stamp the world with my own brand of awesome ;)I am here to meet nice people, date, and potentially find a relationship. I'm not here to waste anyone's time, least of all my own. I'm not a player and not looking for one. Just a cool girl looking for a cool dude!If ANY of the above interests you, drop me a line - if it doesn't, best of luck to you :) Go fish!D.

  • Urbana

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I can be serious, but love to have fun. I'm self-aware and analytical. Lately I seem to be getting increasingly cynical. I enjoy a few close friendships, rather than many superficial ones. Being healthy and physically active are very important to me. I love politics and see my involvement in it as a way of helping others. I like to challenge myself and try new things. I try to be open minded. I enjoy meeting new people. My mom is German and I grew up bilingually and biculturally.

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