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Bryleigh
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I'm easy going. I've got a pretty sarcastic sense of humor, but a big heart. A lot of the things that fall out of my mouth are not intended to be taken "literally." I'm always laughing at something...and usually it's something weird that I've done.I more than go out of my way for others. I enjoy my work, because every day I know I am bringing joy to somebody else's life, and helping them significantly. I'm very loyal, honest and thoughtful...and that part I mean - literally. :)I'm looking for somebody decent to hang out with...somebody short, fat, highly unattractive, unemployed... preferably with some sort of major addiction, clingy like a leach, and dishonest to the max. Noooo. Bad joke. I'm kidding. I'll take the total opposite of that stuff...please. Thank you.Yes, the little girl in the photo is my daughter..."No" I do Not have a single stretch mark or cellulite issues. If it appears as though I am light skinned...it's because I am. I do not have any tan lines - because I don't have a tan. My skin is like porcelain. Here's hoping you're in to the "Nordic chic" look eh ;) It'd be nice to hang out with somebody decent and just get comfortable around each other. I'm usually shy at first...but I come around.
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Jade
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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
I like to eat, drink and be merry! Emphasis on the merry! But don't expect an accent! Most weeks you will find me running along the bay, skipping home from work with yoga mat in hand or meeting friends for drinks at one of my favorite neighborhood spots! I'm upbeat, quick to strike up a conversation, empathetic (sometimes to a fault), smile with ease, fiercely independent and never shy with a witty comeback. I'm looking for someone who makes me laugh, open to playing tourist in our own town and someone who encourages me to try new things! Could you be that someone?You are likely not that someone if you...Posted a picture in a t-shirt that says "I shaved my balls for this"-you can't make this stuff up!!! First meeting... Drinks-keep it simple maybe short. Heaven forbid we don't get along then no harm no foul. :) But please please NOT coffee!
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Lou
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Hi! I'm not going to put too much here but I'm an hard working girl who loves my family and friends. I'm am not stuck up or a drama queen! im pretty shy at first so dont be scared to message me. I am looking for someone who is fun, funny, smart and can keep up. Communicates well and is just an all around good guy. I would never ask or expect anything out of my man that I don't have or can offer. I have a job, a car and my own place so please you do too. I don't smoke weed and you shouldn't either. I'm a very loyal sweet woman and am just looking for a mature, honest loyal, hard working man. Are you him? Message me and lets see what's up! Something fun and memorable!