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Shawanna, 51

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About Me

the world isn’t made of atoms, it’s made of stories.-muriel rukeyseri've been hanging around this place for a little while now, and i've heard quite a few stories. people are so unique...and so alike.i wanted to change my profile today because life being life, and me being human, things have changed. a thought occurred to me, and i decided to google what guys would like to read in an online profile. here's a list of things i found:* you want to know that i wear underthings that are sweet, and not my grannies.* you want to know that i don't nag because i don't sweat the small stuff.* you want to be proud to have me on your arm, in front of your friends.* you never want me to compete with you because you compete with each other, not with a woman that you're interested in.** you'd like to be respected. always.* you'd like to hear that i like what activities you like (bike riding, tennis, cars) but not necessarily participate in them.* you want to see me smile far more often than you see me frown. you don't really "get" negative feelings. it's drama to you.* you want to find yourself wanting my opinion and thoughts about the world.* you don't want to hear i want you to shop with me, and you don't want to hold my purse....ha! i thought that was pretty funny!* you want to hear that i will never, ever, ever say the dreaded "i'm not in the mood".funny, but i don't find any of that offensive or surprising. as a matter of fact, while i don't consider myself to be overly submissive or by any means a doormat, i think that compromise is essential in all of our relationships.i guess what i mean is, if i were willing to understand what someone wants and desires from a relationship, would that person be willing to do the same for me?it occurred to me to google what women like to see in a man's profile. i changed my mind. i know what i like. that's all that's important here.i do wonder if i will find it someday....

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    No

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    Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 51-61

    I miss having someone to share special moments with, call just to say hi and hope your day is great. I\'m looking to find someone who is kind, funny, romantic, sensitive, loving, caring and likes to have fun.

  • Allena

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    Woman. 51 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 48-58

    I'm looking for an older man betweenthe ages of ***ish. I'm a 51 year old big and beautiful woman. I love most music. I love to listen to live bands and dancing. I enjoy boating, swimming, fishing, hunting, camping, going to movies and theatre, spending time with friends and family.

  • Rain

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    Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-60

    Im a strong yet sensitive, honest, fun loving, passionate, 53 year old divorced mother of 4 grown children, 8 grandkids but still too young to sit in a rocking chair and mold. I miss the simple things, having strong arms to hold me and make me feel safe. I would like to have someone to walk side by side with and face lifes challenges. I love the outdoors and to be in it. My kids and grandkids are my world. I have a very sassy side and I am an incurable smartass, I can find fun in anything. Im a great cook and love to entertain. I love to watch football. I will keep you on your toes or have you laughing until your cheeks hurt! Im not looking for the perfect man, im looking for the man thats perfect for me. I love to laugh and make people laugh. (see below) p.s. I can field dress a deer... On a first date: I will not put out. I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone. I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it". I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat. I may call you the following day. I may not. On the second date: I may, in fact, put out. Why? Because I find few people meet/exceed my expectations enough to be granted a second date. I'm not promising I'll shave (kidding). We will discuss the ridiculous happenings in both of our worlds since the last time we spoke. I may ask you to leave following copulation. I may snuggle. I own a vagina and cannot decide at the present time how I will feel/react after sex. Yes, I just typed all of that. Now, here's where the prospect pool will thin accordingly... YOU MUST BE of the caucasian persuasion funny driven single (that means not LEGALLY married) under 60 over 45 drug/disease free (everyone knows you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking) sarcastic well-mannered, for appearances able to leave work at work. this implies employment educated (beauty school and diesel college do not count) act like a man. If I wanted a questionable fag, I'd date a girl. They smell better, anyway. I AM... Over one-night stands. Very comfortable in my skin. Unafraid. Equally unashamed. Not looking to get married, but over the **** buddy status. Able to say "no" and scream "yes". Calm, collected, logical, rational, politically incorrect, and witty TOGETHER, WE WILL walk in a parkplay trivia act like raging****-up eachother WE WILL NOT involve species in our bedroom routine. yell, argue, at like gigantic three-year--blows in times of frustration Oh, and just to make sure I don't attract the wrong type of man, here comes what some of you will be dismayed at... I have my original 32. If you don't know what I'm referring to, don't respond. If you know what I mean, take a minute to chuckle!***Put this on your***profile if you***know someone that***died of old age***looking for their***match

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