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Olympia
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I like spending quality time with my lady, I believe in trust, I\'m not the jealous type. I\'m looking for someone who will not hurt me. I promise to enjoy everything about the person.
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Vida
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
Hey, how's it going? I see you're checking my profile, do you like what you see? If so do you like adventures? How's this for a first date? You can come pick me up because by the end of the night I'll be too smashed to drive anywhere. Then we'll go to the closest McDonalds and see whats on the dollar menu. You can have whatever you like. You want two double cheeseburgers? Thats cool with me, I like a guy that can eat. If you're into healthier foods we could go to Save-On and eat out of the bulk section. Thats where they keep all the free food. No one cares if you're just "sampling." You can't go to the bathroom til they're both done. We should be pretty drunk after that. Then we will go to the pool where I'll try to impress you by pushing little kids out of the way so we don't have to wait for the water slide. When we start to sober up it's time to go. Time to go get a big bottle of sailor jerry's rum and get pirate drunk. Yarrr Matey!!! From there I'll probably need to eat again but I'll most likely pass out while I'm eating. Don't let me order the soup cause I don't want to drown myself. If I am still going strong we could end up downtown where I'll show you my dance moves. I still remember having to learn to dance to Backstreet Boys in highschool gym class. It's my go to move. Sound like a good night? Let me know, Cheers!Alright alright, I'm joking. Send me a message to find out who I really am! :) Something fun and exciting! Something out of the ordinary!
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Tana
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I'm super awkward and I watch Fight Club too much. Full time hairstylist, part time dance ***, burlesque dancer, and model. "What do you do for fun?" is a horrible question. I watch Netflix at home with my cat. I love everything I do for work, so my entire day is fun. When I have this mythical thing referred to as "free time" I'm rrehearsing, doing laundry, vacuuming, cleaning, etc. Women's work. I, myself, am 5'10 and no female wants to feel gigantic around a man. Nothing else to say.