SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ConcepcionOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Insert exhaustingly long paragraph you probably wont read: Single white female seeking self proclaimed 'bad boy' for co dependency, tepid sex and shouting matches. I don't do cocaine I just like the way it smells.YOU: must be a woman hating, shirtless, tan and toned ***hole with commitment issues and a tribal tattoo somewhere on your body. Please also drive a lifted truck with a pair of saggy nuts hanging from the hitch because females really dig that. Bonus points if you've ****ed every girl in town and think you can get it in with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*ty bar while you flirt with the used up bartender followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would love to spend most of the night crying over my daddy issues and my obvious insecurities. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills. Serious replies only please.
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JonaOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I enjoy nature, creating in the kitchen, or spending the evening with close friends. I\'m not perfect and I\'m not expecting you to be either. If we are not a match, I wish you the best in your search.