SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ConcepcionOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Insert exhaustingly long paragraph you probably wont read: Single white female seeking self proclaimed 'bad boy' for co dependency, tepid sex and shouting matches. I don't do cocaine I just like the way it smells.YOU: must be a woman hating, shirtless, tan and toned ***hole with commitment issues and a tribal tattoo somewhere on your body. Please also drive a lifted truck with a pair of saggy nuts hanging from the hitch because females really dig that. Bonus points if you've ****ed every girl in town and think you can get it in with me. My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sh*ty bar while you flirt with the used up bartender followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in an ashtray blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would love to spend most of the night crying over my daddy issues and my obvious insecurities. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into alcoholism and pills. Serious replies only please.
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LianneOffline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
Hey i'm Lauren, I have the potential to someday be a crazy cat lady and by someday I mean I am right now. I like adventures, I'm a wild child, I'm sexual, I like british pop music, I love trivia nights, I want to own a pygmy goat, I have dark, dirty, sarcastic humour. My mom and dad are pretty bad ass folks. Sometimes I still play Pokemon after a long day of work. I will not respond to "Hey" "Cool tattoo" "Wanna bang (insert penis picture)"
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GabrielleOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
So here's a few things about me: I love to make people laugh and love stupid jokes. In my free time I'm either in the kitchen baking or hanging out with my friends. I can be shy at first, but once you get to know me I become more sociable. When it comes to music I mainly like classic rock or other old music. I also love sports. I'll watch pretty much any sport, but my favorite is baseball. I always seem to find the silver lining in situations, and rarely act pessimistic. But for now I'm just living one day at a time and am looking for someone who is also interested in a relationship. If you want to know more, shoot me a message.