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Dan, 22

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About Me

Hi there! First of all, if you know my headline is a Sublime reference, *** you.I know it's cliche but I don't really know what to say here so I guess I'll cover the basics: I'm a 21 year old college student, criminal justice and political science double major. I enjoy school and like to learn new things, especially things I can apply to everyday life. My taste in music varies, but my favorite genre is country. However, I do love hip-hop and top 40 as well, predominately pre***stuff but some of the newer songs are decent. TV and movies: Love, love, love comedies! Anything that makes me laugh is gold because I absolutely love to laugh. 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Family Guy, American Dad. Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler are my favorite comedians. I don't like scary stuff too much, I try to avoid horror movies at all costs. All 90's shows are awesome, and 90's Nick a.k.a. "Snick" is my guilty pleasure at night - Kenan and Kel is still hilarious. I love almost all sports, love to watch them, especially live. I'm a diehard Redskins fan (HTTR!!) and plan on making it a point to go to every home game next season. Love being outside - Off roading, fishing, shooting, whatever. I'm pretty easygoing and laid back, and I don't care for drama. I love to laugh, smile, and have a good time. I am super confident and have been known to be silly on one or two occasions (or every day of my life...) You only live once (yes, I just said YOLO) and I think it's important to make our lives as fun as possible.What I'm looking for: I don't really know but I guess I will when I find it. Things that aren't important to me: Race, age, religion, or political preference (as long as you're not an extremist). Things that are: Sense of humor, good personality, and no criminal record :)If you would like to know more - go ahead and message me. I love to talk to new people.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Decima

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    Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 20-30

    Let's see here is a little about me:First off, I'm a sweetheart with a big heart. I was put on this earth to do nothing but give. I work for hospice, and yes that is my career/dream job :) I'm a smart, very sarcastic, happy girl. I'm always in a good mood and I've been very blessed with amazing people in my life. My family means the world to me. My favorite genre of music is rock. I'm addicted to tats. Currently have 7. Brownie points if you have lots :). If you don't use correct grammar and don't know how to spell, don't bother talking to me. I love anything that has to do with zombies/vampires/scary movies. I'm not looking for just a "hookup" so if that's all you want don't message me. I'm very easy to get along with unless you disrespect me! I'm a strong woman, I know what I want and I don't tolerate bullshit! So don't be shy and send me a message if you like what you see! :) Just something/somewhere so we can have good conversation and get to know each other. I'm not a picky or materialistic person.

  • Ana

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    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

    If you have a criminal record move on for I don't want weirdo's around me we both know there's enough of that crap out there.. I am a very street smart kinda lady and you cant pull the wool over my eyes if you tried, and if ***doesn't =4 then somethings wrong!!! Get the picture? NO scared or scarred men!! What I mean by scared is being able to move on without hesitation and what I mean by scarred is not letting your past affect your future.. I am honest, outgoing ,loyal ,sensible, confident and not into game playing. I enjoy fishing, dancing, live music, I like all kinds of music except metal and classical. Looking for a man who is well rounded, loyal, honest, strong, as in knows what he want's, has common sense, considerate, respectful, sexy and loves his mother and does not play video games! If you are on here to get over someone else or still in love with someone take your issue's elsewhere for I am not into games and looking for someone with a free and open heart. I get asked a lot what a lady like me is doing on a dating site almost making me feel like they are assuming something must be wrong with me.. I mean, let me put it to you this way: ladies are like apples on trees. the best one are at the top of the tree. the men don't wanna reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. *** get the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.so the apples up top think something is wrong with them when in reality they are amazing. They have to wait for the right man to come along the one who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.. And guys I'm not on here to chit chat for weeks so if things are stagnant I'm gonna stop responding, though would like to be friends and hang out first to see if there is chemistry, if you are a meetville lifer and need a ego boost do not contact me, please don't send me a one time *** " have a nice day" I can call my cable company for that! ..And come on guys we need more then one pic. HOW CAN PEOPLE FAVORITE ME IF YOU HAVENT EVEN SENT ME A MSG!!!(THIS SITE IS KINDA STRANGE)Don't *** when I reply wait days to ***, it only shows your not serious.. why bother? what is the real reason people mess with people on here? SO ANNOYING!!!!! drive-by

  • Bluebell

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    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

    Looking for a gentleman, not someone that is going to tell me what he wants to do to me on the first date/time we meet. I am a classy woman and there is a time and a place for intimacy beyond the first few (or more) dates. Come on, guys, I'm an intelligent woman, give me some respect.***I'm Julia. First off, I am attracted to the men that show me their personality in their pictures, not silly smirks, serious faces, or their mid sections. I want to get to know someone, not what's under their shirts or someone trying to be a vogue model. I like to have fun and go on new adventures. It'd be nice to meet someone who is good at planning unique outings. I was pretty much raised in a small town but also know how to enjoy theater, concerts and the big city life. Traveling is the most fun thing I've done in my life so far and I really would like to go to new places. Road tripping with my best friends is always interesting for sure. I like to surround myself with positive people and laughter. I enjoy a little sarcasm, but also know when it's a it too much. p.s. If I can see a ring on your left ring finger, I will not respond to your message. No matter how long it has been since you've been married. Update your pictures. Come on, guys. Not all women are brain-dead blondes.**OH, and you should look up "Why you should never date online" and look at the pictures. hehehe. Gave me a good laugh.On a happy note, if you've made it this far, answer one of these questions in a message to me: Who are you?What is YOUR story?What makes YOU smile?What is the most important life lesson you've learned so far?I look forward to hearing from you soon! I would love to go to a baseball/football/hockey game! I've never been to a professional game.I'm a woman, we like to be pampered, or at least made to feel special when with a man. I enjoy a good surprise, as long as it is not going to kill me or alter me in any negative way. haha. I enjoy sushi, but I am not picky about places to go...except Bass Pro...Please don't consider that a place to go on a date if you want me to go along. Thanks :)I left my profile brief because, in the past, I have been overly detailed and that leaves little to talk about in conversation. Hit me up :)Oh and I've recently started going to the gym everyday. It's a great stress reliever and I also LOVE to swim. I am NOT looking for any obese men. I do not mean to sound shallow, but I want someone who wants to take care of their health for the rest of their lives. Don't bother messaging me if you have a problem with me saying this. I know how it looks.

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