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Pamelia, 25
United States, Massachusetts, Oxford

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I guess this is where I should say that not only do I cook and clean but I also swallow and know to keep my mouth shut during football. In fact, I very rarely come out of the kitchen unless it's to hand you a sandwich or see if you need another beer. Don't get it twisted tho ... On a scale of one to batsh*tI'm a pretty decent catch. I'm not even going to waste my time taking this part seriously because let's be honest ... People only put up what they think you wanna hear. The girls are all equal parts trashy and classy, hiding behind duck faces and filters. The guys all develop this really weird phobia about wearing a shirt in front of a bathroom mirror. I know this site is full of girls way prettier than I am, way skinnier than I am ... Probably just all around better than I am. It's not a woe is me thing, just an acceptance of reality. But I'd like to think I do bring things to the table such as an awesome sense of humor, loyalty beyond measure and I don't like to brag but I can ride my bike with no handlebars. I don't expect to be everyone's cup of tea so if you aren't interested I do believe the customary no thank you is to just *** Don't worry I'll get the memo :) But I'm holding faith that there's someone out there as completely fukced up as I am and we will live happily ever after sharing in our mutual weirdness. We all claim we don't have time to date or we're over the bar scene ... but really we're just too scared to admit that our lives suck, meeting people is hard, and sex is just a hell of a lot easier to organize over the internet. Everyone and their momma claims to hate drama and aren't interested in playing games. Yet here we all are, hiding behind a keyboard in a last ditch effort to figure out if we're all just destined for a life of solitude or if there really are people worth a damn still left in this world.All the while trying to corroborate our how we met story in case this turns into something more than a cure for boredom. I usually go with "We met at Walmart." It's pretty fail proof. I doubt that anyone is even still reading this but in the rare event that you are ... I'd like to give major props to the guys who are actually looking for something but completely plan on taking advantage of every bangable along the way. You guys ... Yeah, you guys are good.I don't date black guys, it's not a race thing just a personal preference. I don't like it when there's another girl in a guy's pic on his page. If I think she's prettier than me then I'm going to assume that's your "type" and I'm not going to message you. I don't care if it's your mom ... Your mom's f'n hot ... Stop causing me emotional trauma. If you don't have pics up I can't respond to you. If I talk to you without knowing what you look like and then you send them to me in a message I feel obligated to respond even if I'm not interested. I don't wanna be that ***hole. Don't do that to me. Body hair freaks me out ... Beards, mustaches, chest sweaters ... I just can't. I have no idea how to play solitaire.-.. I just can't. It's f'n weird. I prefer raw honesty over sugar coated bullshit. Tastes better going down. I like taking long romantic walks at night ... Even if only one of us knows about it ... o.0

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Funk R&B Canadian Chinese Japanese Documentary Drama History War
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