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Collette, 22

United States, Massachusetts, Norwood

Offline, last seen Wed, 31 Dec 2025 17:45:55

About Me

I’m busy, I’m sure you’re busy, we’re both here so we obviously have lost a little hope in finding whatever the heck it is we’re looking for organically, so let’s cut through the crap and let me tell you all the reasons you probably don’t want to date me to save us both some effort.I can be anti-social and a giant dork. I play WoW and D&D. Do you like people and love to go out and party? That's cool, I can work with that; One drop of alcohol and it's a complete 180. No amount of alcohol will help my dancing skills however, so if you're not into people doing the electric slide at a club and get upset when you find me do-si-doing around you maybe you should leave me at the coat check and be sure to pick me up on the way out. I've recently gone back to school to finish my English degree and I will accept nothing less than perfect grammar. Don't think I'm above correcting you mid-sentence either. I also like lists. And plans. And lists of my plans and I don't like being rushed and doing things last minute so don't call me saying "I KNOW I promised to be your date for your work party, but I've got a pickle-ball game tonight... Can't you take your sister?"I have difficulty seeing the bad in people. I know you're probably thinking "that doesn't sound like a bad thing. I thought these were reasons I WOULDN'T date you". So sure, if you're looking for someone to overlook your crippling gambling problem I'm your girl. However, it also means I overlook a lot of the sh*t my exes have done and as a result most of my friends are ex girlfriends. And you're right, they're probably only friends with me still in the hopes that I'll get drunk and sleep with them. With so many of my friends being exes, I get hit on. A lot. And while I act like it's a burden, don't let it fool you. I eat every second of it up. So while I hang out and text a lot with girls who probably want to bang me don't be jealous. Im super loyal and hate jealousy - although I do reserve the right to be irrationally jealous if a girl I deem pretty says so much as 'Happy Birthday' to you on your *** with it. Come along, the train wreck continues...I talk incessantly. I’ve tried to shut up. Not something I’m capable of. It’s cute in the beginning, my nervous rambling, but at some point I’m sure you’ll be thinking, “Just shut up! Please God shut up! Shut up! Shut up!” over and over in your head. You'd better be listening, too, because my feelings will be butthurt if you miss something important.Still on board? Great. Next let me tell you about the grab bag of emotional damage you're reaching into. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I’ve been hurt. I’m sure you have, too, but we’re talking about me now. We’ll do that a lot. I’ll overthink and question everything to the point it drives me mad until I feel comfortable trusting you, although I rarely reach that point with anyone. If an hour passes without you answering my text, just know I’ve envisioned 28 different scenarios of you dying horrifically. You may be taking a nap, but I’m picturing you in the back of the postal truck with the mail lady.And while I’m not high maintenance in that I like gifts, being wined and dined and taken on romantic getaways, don’t think I’m not a lot of work. I need attention. A ridiculous amount of it, but be careful about giving me too much or I’There’re a few positives about me that help outweigh all the crazy, but I’ll let you figure those out on your own, that’s the fun part, the getting to know each other. I mean, finding out someone you’re interested in was once awarded 'Best Ass in Class' is a way better surprise than anything I wrote about here. Let’s keep the surprises fun.Oh, and just know, since you’re still interested after reading all this, I’ll assume it’s because you saw my photo and think the risk is worth it to get me into bed. It is.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

Looking for

woman
Relationship

Never married
Have kids

No
Wants kids

Someday
Ethnicity

Caucasian
Faith

Spiritual but not religious
Body type

Athletic
Height

5'6"
Eye color

Hazel
Smoke

No
Drink

Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Camping / Hiking Canadian English French Mexican South American Family & Kids Music War

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