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Ardell, 23
United States, Massachusetts, Northampton

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Everyone posts on here about how great their lives are, but they're missing something.. About their jobs and favorite color and how much money they make.. Figured I'll be different and list the random facts about me that people know about ME. I made my best friends give me these.. So here we go :)I'm obsessed with laughing. I laugh all day, at everything. I think there is entirely too much hurt and pain going on in the world, and that people take themselves entirely too seriously. My best friends and family all make fun of eachother. We're all extremely sarcastic and if you can't laugh at yourself, well, you learn real quick. I have no problems laughing at myself, which I do on an hourly basis because I'm the CLUMSIEST thing you've ever met. Seriously, it's bad..I hate mushrooms. They gross me out beyond all belief. I know I know, they have no taste and blah blah, but they're slimy and they look like midget penises and I just can't get past it. No ones been able to for 22 years, so if you succeed....well...then you're an amazing person.I live for the most random things. Windows down with music blaring on a sunny day. Taking my ***pound dog to dog beach and watching him frolick around like a lap dog. The kids I nanny sitting me down and covering my face in Barbie makeup (which for some retarded reason does NOT come off). Awkward first dates where you don't know what to say, so end up telling a dirty joke and breaking the ice. They're all unforgettable moments and I wouldn't trade them for anything.I HATE my generations idea of "music". Im tempted to make a deal with the devil.. Give them Justin beiber, nicki minaj, and lady gaga, and in return get a few back.. So many people I could get though. It'll be hard to pick. There's soo many... On that note, my music choices are ALL across the board. I have the most random artists on my phone. One song might be Sinatra. the next Radiohead, the one after that rise against (who are another favorite). I love country, rock, classic rock, oldies, 90s alternative, SOME dub step, some old school rap. Not into super heavy metal, pop, or hard rap.. (and yes I listen to the occasional as my guy friends call it "vagina" music)....Unlike A LOT of girls I get to know, I'm not a ditz. My daddy raised me smart and my mama raised me stubborn. Im in school to get my Registered Nursing degree and my plan is to be working as an RN at Childrens ER by the time I'm 26. I retain information and dates like crazy but can't remember my phone or sunglasses for the life of me. If i don't know how to do something, i teach myself. I love learning how to fix something, whether its an engine, computer, or microwave, and i don't give up easy. Apparently this intimidates guys. Lol.Im an open book. I talk a lot, trust easy, and fall in love hard. I will do anything for people I love, including giving them chance after chance (which comes back to bite me in the ass). I can swear like a sailor, but often make up my own swear words (as I'm a nanny and can't say **** at the top of my lungs with a 5 year old around). I am not racist, sexist, homophobic or prejudiced, but when I drive and people piss me off, there might be mean things said.. Just sayin. I love sex, but do NOT sleep with a guy just because we click.. I'm easy going as hell but stubborn to the death on things i believe in. I'm a firm believer in the saying "you mess with my family you mess with me". I'm a woman, which automatically makes me a crazy person, but I try to curb it as much as possible, and surround myself with guy friends, cause girls...well...are crazy and drive me nuts lol That is ***percent YOUR job. :) Im an extremely cheap date, and i hate traditional. I dont see the point in getting a ***dollar dinner that i probably wont eat much of cause its uncomfortable and awkward and we both end up wishing we had just gone and gotten a beer and played some pool...:) Be creative!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

German Thai Action Documentary Martial Arts Western
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