SIMILAR PEOPLE
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EdwardOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
Nobody really reads these anyway but oh well:I am not going to tell you all the good things about me because that is really something you have to figure out if I actually am interested in you. And in fact I am super picky and not interested in many so if I am, then i'll show it. So please..make the effort to keep it because that means a lot to me. So perhaps the best way to see if you might be interested in me would be to exploit some flaws..I do not consider all flaws bad but some do so you can make up your mind. Starting with: I am a brutally honest person, I believe it is the best code to live by. A man will get farther with me by telling me the honest truth than trying to play the games. I've played those games and frankly I am over them. I am a strong willed/stubborn woman and can ultimately be difficult, not intentionally, but just because I am a woman :) The biggest flaw is that I am an impatient person..to the max. For whatever reason I was not gifted with it and it has always been a pain, so hopefully you have some to counteract my lack of lol. I believe in attraction. If I do not have something that draws me in or attracts me then for the most part I will tell you. Now, I know that sounds harsh but it is how I feel and can't help that. So if you are the kind to get your feelings hurt easily then I may not be good for you. I try to be nice, but sometimes it doesn't come across that way due to many reasons. I am a very playful person and I love to tease and sometimes my humor is not always understood so it could come off wrong..if that is the case then just tell me so I am aware. Can't control something if you never know about it. Most of the time I am a dork..I'm okay with being silly as long as I am having a good time. Frankly, I would love to find the one, but again, I am extremely picky so I am skeptical to finding him. If I stumble upon him then I am open to what it could turn into. So now that I revealed a valued secret don't get offended if I am not interested..hell for all I know someone isn't interested in me..and that's fine. I understand..just tell me and it's all good.Now here are a few things that bother me..smoking..gross! If you do not know the difference between "Your" and "You're" then I turn into a grammar Nazi. Not a country girl and not really into country guys, sorry. How about those guys who just post ab pics or mean mug faces?? Not appealing to me at all. I mean congrats to getting abs because I certainly don't have them..I have curves..but it just gives a conceited vibe or that you're just looking for a piece. And a guy who smiles has a better chance. Not to mention...I like the clean shaven look. Also, If you message me and I state that I am not interested then accept it. I lose all respect for people who feel the need to put me down just because I have stated I am not interested. So if you have actually read through this and not intimidated then by all means..message me ;) Can't bite via *** first date..well of course you have the ideal things to do to break the ice, which is fine because for all I know you could be a crazy person :p jk sorta. Public places are obviously nice for multiple reasons lol. Honestly, I am up for whatever fun we can come up with at that given time. As long as I am having fun it usually doesn't matter where..but by all means..get creative if you want ;)
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AerynOffline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
Don\'t want to give my whole life story but I will say I\'m a smart, ambitious and respectful person Just looking for a person to get to know me for the rest, curious about me and willing to know better.
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ChristeneOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I don't really know many people around here... What I'm looking for right now is someone to hang out with, to chat with, to flirt with... Anything more than that is a nice bonus. So picture this:You are totally waiting at a bar for me to arrive. You're nervously sipping on a glass with little umbrellas in it or something, asking yourself whether you're about to meet a psycho-****, because every chick you've been on date with lately has been, big surprise, a psycho-****. There is some brief character background as we flashback to earlier dates throughout the ages, helping the audience get to know you a little better and establishing a solid sense of relatability.Suddenly there is a flash of light, and I materialize out of the smoldering mist. I look totally awesome and also I'm wearing a cape, which you would think would be like weird or something, but it's not."Whoa!" you say. "That was totally the coolest entrance I've ever seen!" And you're right about it.I shrug humbly and we sit down and have a great conversation. I tell you about myself, the things I am, the things I believe, the ways I like to spend my time, and you STILL do not roll your eyes or yawn or play on your phone... THAT, sir, is how interested you are.Then, BAM! Four armed gunmen break into the place and start demanding cash and jewelry. Curious, isn't it, that this rag--POW! I take out the guy closest to me without even batting an eye, because I have seen the Matrix eight times, and AIN'T NOBODY MESSIN' WITH ME OR MY TEMPORARY CONVERSATION PARTNER. A backflip and BOOM! Two more hit the ground. You are totally impressed. Probably hard, but I'm like, whatever.The last gunman quivers with fear at my approach. He panics, grabbing the closest civilian and holding them at gunpoint. "I'LL DO IT, ****!" he screams, sweating bullets. "DON'T MAKE ME DO IT! I'LL DO IT!" I have red hair. You're into it.Thinking fast, I grab a nearby fork from a tabletop and throw in a seemingly random direction. The fork ricochets off a bunch of nonsense and lands in the fourth gunmen's eyeball. He will spend years paying the hospital bill because the poor economy has left him unable to afford medical insurance.Meanwhile, everyone is coming up to me, trying to thank me and congratulate me on a job well done. But I'm just like "Gimme my space, ya'll. I'm with MY MAN."Then we ride away on motorcycle. Made out of fire.And I don't even have a license.Cuz I'm a girl.