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About Me

.I'm not gonna waste about 10 minutes of my life giving you my whole life story... But as any good girl would do i will give you alteast a taste of thee sweets.... ?I am immature yet old enough to know better....?I can and will **** your world up.... so if you would like test me...?I will offend you.... and not give a second thought about it... ?I am no lil whoreFace you will play.. i can and will beat you at your own game..(And if you jus wanting to skull**** someone.. go ahead and go on with your badself and dont waste my time)?My World is my son***and my Daughter(1)?I aint looking for someone to play daddy with my kids... (they both have there own sperm donor, thanks tho)And Last but not least For the moment that best decribes me is....?I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke the 1st time you tell it to me...the 2nd time when you explain it to me..and 5 minutes later when I finally get it!***I know looks arent what make a person.... But if i have to put a paper bag over your head to aviod puking hunny your not my type... So please refain from contacting me if you are the following.. If you have no neck. A hairy ass Donkey Kong Looking Mutha****a. If you old enough to be my father.If you have a jungle hiding your manhood that it looks like you have a manginiaIf you sister is your auntIf you have mommy issuesIf you have 10 different bababy momma's IF you are NOT circumsized... do not bother im not into that turtle head bullshit.... yah'll got me crazy lol..

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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