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Callidora, 24
United States, Massachusetts, Melrose

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About Me

**Holy sh*tballs. If you message me about my sickk tatts, or demand to have the bowser backpack, I'll move along to the next original message. It's called creativity and I have a lot of it. Seems like a bunch of you should borrow some.Hey there!Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Aha okay, jokes aside. I have a dog and a cat, and animals are a huge part of my life. I work at a pet food store and have always been involved with animals. I am vegetarian going on 2.5+ years (for personal reasons). As long as you don't nag on me for being vegetarian, we'll get along fine (my dad is a hunter, mmk)My art is something I am constantly working towards, building on my website, making prints and such (www.samb.ca) My musical interests tend to fall on a broad spectrum mashup between alternative rock and indie...I have a sarcastic, cheesy sense of humour, and find pleasure in simple things like playing mario kart. Anyways, I don't want to reveal every nook and cranny to my personality on here, but if something seems to have sparked your interest, drop me a line (just don't sound like a gangster when doing so)** I know what I'm looking for, so if I don't reply, don't take offense (or send me multiple messages asking me why I can't even reply with a thank you. Ain't nobody got time for that) Also, if you're clearly flexing in a mirror for no reason or are highlighting your penis in any of your photos, move along. My douchebag capacity is maxed out.That's me, in a (bowser) shell Dog walk and ice cream? Art show and frozen yogurt?Pub and nachos?The options are endless.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

British Indian Italian Volleyball
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