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Callidora, 24

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About Me

**Holy sh*tballs. If you message me about my sickk tatts, or demand to have the bowser backpack, I'll move along to the next original message. It's called creativity and I have a lot of it. Seems like a bunch of you should borrow some.Hey there!Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Aha okay, jokes aside. I have a dog and a cat, and animals are a huge part of my life. I work at a pet food store and have always been involved with animals. I am vegetarian going on 2.5+ years (for personal reasons). As long as you don't nag on me for being vegetarian, we'll get along fine (my dad is a hunter, mmk)My art is something I am constantly working towards, building on my website, making prints and such (www.samb.ca) My musical interests tend to fall on a broad spectrum mashup between alternative rock and indie...I have a sarcastic, cheesy sense of humour, and find pleasure in simple things like playing mario kart. Anyways, I don't want to reveal every nook and cranny to my personality on here, but if something seems to have sparked your interest, drop me a line (just don't sound like a gangster when doing so)** I know what I'm looking for, so if I don't reply, don't take offense (or send me multiple messages asking me why I can't even reply with a thank you. Ain't nobody got time for that) Also, if you're clearly flexing in a mirror for no reason or are highlighting your penis in any of your photos, move along. My douchebag capacity is maxed out.That's me, in a (bowser) shell Dog walk and ice cream? Art show and frozen yogurt?Pub and nachos?The options are endless.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Slim

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 19-29

    Good day to you who has actually taken the time to read this!I am a fun, loving girl just looking for some friends, not looking for the future ex. if something happens than great but if not than that's cool too!! i guess i should say i have 23 piercings and 2 tattoos... i would love to get more ink but everything costs money and my responsibilities come first. I am into cars, im currently starting to upgrade so I can go to SAIT next year for parts tech. once i get my ticket, i would like to settle down and raise a family. I enjoy cross stitching, I have completed a few different projects ahaha. and I have to say I love it here! I like to think myself as a rare breed of woman. im not looking for a sugar daddy or a baby daddy. just someone who can understand my sarcastic sense of humor and make me laugh cause i snort when i laugh hard enough haha respect and honesty are #1 for me. without them ya got nothing. LIARS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. And I wont hesitate to put you in your place if your being a jerk. I'm straight up HONEST, BLUNT, and LOYAL. NEAT FUN FACT: I can swear in 5 different languages. Chinese (mandarin) , Italian, French, Tagalog, Spanish, English, I know it may not seem attractive but it's kinda cute to witness. my biggest fear, and you can all laugh at me for it.... SPIDERS... hate the creepy crawly little **stards... i can handle any kind of bug or critter.... except spiders. ill seriously start crying and run away..... scares the crap right outta ma hahaha =DMusic wise, ill listen to anything once.... My new fave songs right now that are on repeat, are Holy Grail- Jay Z and JT , and, Same Love- I have everything from classical to heavy metal on my iPod. its totally all situational. but im really into anything with a beat or I can sing to as I love to sing! and I've been told I have a pretty voice so its not like nails on a chalkboard with most girls haha. The oilers are my fave hockey team! right since I was a kid.****s I give hahahaI am super down to earth. Chill and funny. Just trying to find my bestfriend. I will wait until the right one comes along. Tired of finding douche bags and losers. Ready for someone legit. Someone who respects themself and can respect me. You need to be able to spell and have good grammar. If there's anything else you wanna know that just ask okay!? And don't come by and not say hi! That's just rude. Haha hope to hear from YOU! Take care! -oXAmanda anyway, happy fishing!!!! BTW I am ***friendly. I blaze on the daily haha first dates are always so over pressured. I believe in something small, going for a tims (I LOVE coffee!!) or Sushi. Perhaps even a nice walk through a park... just no pressure where we both can just have a good time and be ourselves! BUT IF WE MAKE PLANS AND YOU BLOW ME OFF, DONT EXPECT A SECOND CHANCE!

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