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Haylie
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Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I really didn't want to have to be so blunt right off the bat, but apparently many men on here lack common sense, and have no idea to actually pick up a woman.I'll give you a couple tips.1. If you want to tell a girl she's beautiful, say exactly that. Other things such as 'dayum girl i wanna lick yo eyeballz cuz they so nyce' and, 'yo sup hottie' are not appropriate messages. They might work on the girls with no standards though, so if that's your style, you might have better luck in Oshawa. Zing.2. if you have the uncontrollable urge to show me your penis, control it. I don't want to see your penis. Not to mention, if you're a. desperate enough, b. pathetic enough or c. sleazy enough to feel the need to post a picture of your penis on the first message, you definitely are not good enough for me. 3. Send me a sleazy message and I will make fun of you. Many boys won't even read this, and will continue to call me a **** after it happens, however, you cant say I didn't warn you.Alright. Let's start out with my flaws.-I'm a nail biter.-I snore-I burp when I drink beer. (sorry boys, it happens)-I'm loud-I'm a horrible singer-I'm a clutz. I fall all the time. Sober or drunk. -I'm chubby/curvy/fat...however you'd like to say it. I'm working on fixing that.. for myself. To be healthy. Not to impress boys on the internet. -I'm usually broke, I have a shitty job, but I work with amazing people, so it'll do until I can go back to school.-I'm always happy. I'm content with my life, and I know who I am.Now that we have that out of the way,I really don't like douchey people. So if you're even slightly douchey, you probably aren't for me.I've been on meetville before and had nothing but sleazy boys and bad luck, however, I decided to give it another try.That being said, I'm not looking to jump into a relationship, but I don't sleep around. So if it's a one night stand you're looking for, you're not looking for me.Please don't message me if you're unemployed. A hard worker is the sexiest trait in a man. I live on my own and have my own car, and it would be nice to meet someone as independent as I am, although it's not a deal breaker. Also, please be mentally stable. I'm an extremely happy person, and I personally love being lovely and adorable. haha.I have a fantastic taste in music. I have a fear of clowns, coldplay and cotton balls. I'm addicted to crime shows. I love 80s movies. I love the Counting Crows.You probably shouldn't message me if you type like a dipshit, or if you only have one picture. That's about it for now, if you want to know more, feel free to message me.
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Jacey
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
I'm soon to be 26 and have two of the BEST kiddos in the world! I love my job and work hard to advance and be the best that I can be in order to suport my kids. Personality is important, I like to keep things light and funny...although it doesn't hurt to have a good heart to heart conversation either :) When not running around with kids I enjoy hanging out with friends and having a good time. Meet somewhere for dinner, probably have a drink (liquid courage)...at some point there will be awkward silence at which point I will make a borderline inapropriate joke (its what I do in panic mode) in an effort to get you to laugh....maybe a movie would be better, it would definitely save me from saying something stupid...well it's decided then, you'll plan the first date :)
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Ashli
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Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I'm funny, I like to have a good time... I can be kind of shy at first, but I open up easily. I'm not really sure what else to say on here. Don't message me if you are looking for anything other than a relationship, but if you do want to know more about me go ahead and message me!! Doesn't matter what we do as long as It's fun!