SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MetaOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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AffricahOffline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I enjoy my nights in as much as my nights out, I'm pretty chill and would rather avoid the drama. Independent describes me best. I do have 2 children but I'm not looking for an over night dad for them. If children arnt your thing don't bother. I went to school for medical office assistant but lethbridge sucks for jobs I'm finding. I'm always working on my self to better my life. A sense of humor is a must, making a girl laugh is always key. Having fun is also a must, nothing better after a long work week then letting lose and doing what you enjoy. Depends on the person.
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YajairaOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
...moving back to the FM area soon... Currently on the job hunt.. hopefully in my field (Graphic Design/Communications) had an awesome job at an embroidery place but..[insert very cliche "moved for a man" story here]. I'm definitely.. unique? :-D yes. Unique is a good word for me. I love an array of music but not a big fan of country or rap. I have many interests. I sing, read, write, draw. I'm a nerd/geek artistic and caring type gal. Can't dance unless you count a mock 'Thriller' routine. I'm sarcastic. Deal with it.. and won't put up with any nonsense. Pictures MIGHT be put up but I was on here once before and I got weird looks from people when I went out sooo if you intrigue me with a message, mayhaps I could consider giving a phone # or finding me on *** do love movies.. and I do love food.. don't care for fancy shmancy places.. super laid back n chill senerio for me. A few drinks somewhere and mayhaps play some pool.