SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MetaOffline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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FerminaOffline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
I'm looking for what everyone looks for. A happy, healthy, fun relationship.I'm ready to meet my best friend. Someone like me who is just as happy drinking a beer at a dive bar where your shoes stick to the floor, as hitting the town for some five star food. Someone who is smart and funny and can still get down and dirty in the mud. Someone who can be happy and enjoy life whether out with friends or home cooking dinner together and watching Netflix. I don't deal with drama. I'll say what's on my mind (my lack of filter is both a blessing and a curse). I'll tell you bad jokes when you're feeling down. Make you dinner and a drink when you've had a bad day. And I'll always kiss you... Just because. I'm a sucker for a killer smile.
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IvaOffline
Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-31
I love my little girl and boy with all my heart. I love being a mom.I like to hang out with friends ,play in the mud ,go to the beach and listing to all kinds of music , riding horses ,camping.anything outdoors. I love some PBR!!! And that is professional bull riding lol