SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ailith
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Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-57
Outline for profile:1) List all of my good (no, great!) qualities. 2) List all of the good (no, fantastic!, out of this world!) qualities you must have if you think you'll get anywhere near me, and my wonderful self.3) List my hobbies, which you too must enjoy, such as reading romance novels.4) List the characteristics of the main males in such romance novels, and explain that if you do not have the same, then don't even bother to *** that I live in The Real World, and am truly "down to earth" in everything, after completing the above 4 lists.6) State that I love to snuggle/cuddle up with a man near the fireplace, but fail to realize that it's ***degrees outside.7) State that I don't drink/do drugs after writing such a profile.Now..If you actually managed to get through all of that without laughing (or, at least, grinning), then truly don't bother writing. Not to me. And my wonderful self..... .. ...It seems to me that every profile should have this disclaimer:"All photos shown and any thoughts communicated on this profile are total fiction, and only creations of the author's mind. Any resemblance to any person (living or dead) is purely coincidental."Available only where prohibited. Caution: Overexposure may cause temporary insanity, inability to make logical decisions, and lead to poor judgment.
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Georgette
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Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 43-53
Me: Hmmm....What do I say about myself. I'm conservative & liberal,traditional & progressive. I'm sensitive and tough. I'm beer & burgers,wine & filet. I like motorcycles & going to car shows. Musems & art festivals. I love music. The music on my IPOD: Rob Zombie,Disturbed,Run DMC,Big& My sense of humor: Dry,sarcastic & a bit dark. I loved the hangover, but, I also laugh pretty hard when I watch Pulp Fiction & This is just a *** who I am. But, if your interested in knowing more just ask.You: I don't want somebody that is going to fit into that box and say that they are honest and loyal and looking for "the one". I am so tired of hearing all of that. I want someone that lives a "somewhat" healthy lifestyle. Someone who is comfortable with their self and being alone. Someone who doesn't NEED, but wants a partner in their life. A person who is respectful, responsible, spontanious, adventurous, and selfless. I want someone to help bring out the other side of me.
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Chung
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Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 44-54
Hi there! I am a diverse individual, who can enjoy just about anything. I can pretty much have fun anywhere....but can also be serious when the situation calls for it. I have a 13 year old daughter who is my world!!! For fun, I enjoy going to restaurants...Mexican food is my favorite! I enjoy the packers...brewers...festivals...I haven't been dancing in awhile, but love music! From rock to country. I enjoy going to Vegas... And the casino here. I like going with the girls for margaritas. I'm funny...witty...romantic...easy going...affectionate...loyal...honest...polite. I'm plus size so you must like curves and a booty! I like bigger guys! I like tattoos and piercings. I have two tattoos myself. If you have any questions plz feel free to ask. Good luck in you're search! Meet for drinks.....